Pasha Paterson

boom — and I cannot stress this enough — shaka laka

@fallingtwilight.bsky.social I found the Sharkomancer's worst nightmare

That list looks like it should have Sleve McDichael, Mike Truk, and Bobson Dugnutt on it.

Somewhere in the world, Margot Robbie shivered uncontrollably for a moment, and it's your fault.

Oh, the incredible feeling of relief that comes with the sudden absence of political ads on TV! 😌

Ah, yes, historically ultra-liberal VIRGINIA.
Getdafuckouttaherewiddis.

No, because he would immediately reflect that thought outward into petulant rage-outs. Basic introspection is not in his toolchest.

While it's great that it's an improvement, it's also incredibly sad that that's an improvement.

OK, Virginia Democrats. You've done it. Full executive slate, both legislative houses. Now DO SOMETHING. Turn back the tide of hate-based policies and show that someone is interested in constructive, not destructive, change. Don't just fill the space under the bed with foam instead of monsters.

I think it's unfair to make this comparison, because Earle-Sears was a crap candidate for such a panoply of other, substantive reasons.

Local TV station calling races with 35% of votes reported. Give me a bucking freak.

Few things feel more American than walking to the polling place, waving to neighbors as you go.

And few things feel less American than wondering how Troompaloomp and the Eighty-Eight Henchmen might try to do you.

👀⁉️ .........Mon dieu!

Once again:

Dang it, #StrangeNewWorlds, I did *not* need to think about That Question again.

(Yes I just watched the end of Season 3.)

#StarTrek

( ( hugs ) )

Hallowe'en is supposed to celebrate all things spooky, not all things dookie. Body misread the memo.

This just in: Staying up until 04:00 at a Hallowe'en party when you're (cough, cough) years old might be fun at the time but is a Decidedly Terrible Idea™ the next day.

Eh, I had fun, so, worth it.

...*ESPECIALLY* when those weekly lectures tend to hypocritically ignore the messages of love, charity, and community that Big Sky Grandpa's son was said to have brought to the world.

In the cold, clear light of hindsight, telling certain people "it doesn't matter how shitty you are, as long as you devote a certain amount of time each week to hearing about Big Sky Grandpa" was probably not a great long-term idea for the fabric of society.

My elder kiddo put together a pretty great Art the Clown costume for this year's festivities. She wore it to school today. Looking forward to hearing how it was received.

Inescapable brain worm: We need an exhibition game between Adam Levin, self-styled "AAron" Levine, and Adam Levine.
#Jeopardy

Besides openly questioning the worthiness of a clue right after I responded to it? 🤣

Would the #Jeopardy judges have accepted "May the Fourth be with you?" if given a healthy dose of interrogative inflection at the end?

THE DUDE WITH THE KITTEN, THOUGH 😻

At least when I was there in 2017, the names were on slips of paper that were drawn blindly from a bowl, basically like "Scenes from a Hat" on Whose Line Is It Anyway?, except that, on Jeopardy!, the points definitely matter.

Stop scrolling, and post two characters who bring you happiness.

Cosigned.

I did *not* expect to check "First Scrape of Ice Off the Windshield" from my 2025-2026 school year bingo card on October 24th. #RVA 🥶

I want to see all the training games with other former J! players vs. the not-quite-ready-for-primetime Watson.