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Pasha Paterson

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A professional geek. This one time, on Jeopardy, I got to respond correctly with "What is Nine Inch Nails?" and it made my day. This profile consists mainly of three things: #Jeopardy, #FFXIV, #simracing twitch.tv/zer0bandwidth

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You nailed it, by gum!

04.08.2025 23:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Why would they care who knows about their strategy when they've convinced their base of supporters that despotism is just the bestest thing ever?

04.08.2025 12:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Streaming has helped me immensely with social anxiety. It's weird. Once you get used to talking to imaginary Internet people, you can start to try talking to real people, too.

02.08.2025 23:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why am I 46 and still having the occasional dream about a crush from high school...

And why did this one specifically include a "fighting a gang of bullies" scene when that really wasn't a thing in my experience?

01.08.2025 11:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

The sad, sad sound of that broken engine when he revs it after the crash... 😭
Oh lawd.

31.07.2025 03:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think I have it... somewhere? I just haven't seen it in a long time.

31.07.2025 03:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OMG MACAULAY'S THE WAY THINGS WORK 😍

30.07.2025 23:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Honestly every iteration has been a banger.
This one has a "return to the classics" feel to it...

30.07.2025 23:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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He absolutely LOVES the #WorldBollardAssociation

30.07.2025 15:12 — 👍 1455    🔁 169    💬 79    📌 64

Ending a conversation with "forbye" almost sounds like you're saying the German "vorbei" to imply "[this conversation is] over". 😆

28.07.2025 20:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

How very Bill-Murray-in-"Lost in Translation".

28.07.2025 20:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

((hugs))

26.07.2025 22:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤣 Exactly.
The key point is that it's still wireless *enough* to move between the sim rig and the desk.

26.07.2025 21:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Turns out one of the power fluctuations surged through my USB hub and roasted the port that the mouse's transponder was in, which partially roasted the transponder itself. It works, but its range is reduced (now ~2ft).

The solution? Not a new mouse, or even a new transponder.

USB extension cord.

26.07.2025 15:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

(drools uncontrollably) 🤤💯

26.07.2025 15:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

After three power cuts on an un-stormy (but very warm) day, I just broke down and bought myself a UPS.
And... now my wireless mouse is flaky?
#justgeekthings

25.07.2025 19:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

The closed caption at the end of tonight's game read "Happy Birthday, Alice" which conclusively proves that, if their author is human, they do not actually watch #Jeopardy. 😅

22.07.2025 23:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They're doing three-day sessions now? Or was this one exceptional?

22.07.2025 12:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Me, shrugging.
Oh, it happens to be while I'm about to lose on Jeopardy! to Austin Rogers. That might be an important detail.

Me, shrugging. Oh, it happens to be while I'm about to lose on Jeopardy! to Austin Rogers. That might be an important detail.

Yes, yes it is.

22.07.2025 12:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Insomnia Brownie

22.07.2025 12:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1
Preview
Trump calls for name reversals of NFL's Commanders, baseball's Guardians The president claimed Native Americans prefer the original names.

Ladies and gentlemen, it is time, again, to call upon the great managers of the proud #NFL team closest to our nation's capital to adopt the name ANACOSTIA SWAMP RATS. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
www.politico.com/news/2025/07...

20.07.2025 23:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gamer problems: Just got out of the shower, leaving in a little over an hour for tabletop night, but want to do some #simracing.
As a courtesy to my friends, I will not re-sweat-ify myself.

20.07.2025 20:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
An excerpt from a screenshot of Final Fantasy XIV.
The cursor has highlighted a tiny young alpaca who is part of a quest. The name shown over the alpaca is "Fugitive Cria".

An excerpt from a screenshot of Final Fantasy XIV. The cursor has highlighted a tiny young alpaca who is part of a quest. The name shown over the alpaca is "Fugitive Cria".

Don't call them a "rookie who forfeits" anymore, when you can call them a...
#LearnedLeague #FFXIV

20.07.2025 16:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"I'm gonna run government like a business" said the man whose every business venture, without exception, was a scam. And here we are.

20.07.2025 10:54 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You turn an Odo into an "Oh, no!"

20.07.2025 00:40 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When you base your entire universe on lies, you have to fight anyone who dares to tell the truth.

19.07.2025 22:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The line between "meme" and "mob" is razor-thin.

18.07.2025 22:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I finally get a spontaneous urge to boot up #iRacing, get into a race, #15 car, get to P10, great pack racing, wreck in front of us puts me in the pits, back to P22, get back on track, fight back to P13, power goes out. Sigh. #simracing

18.07.2025 22:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am so goddamn tired of being ashamed of my country and countrymen.

17.07.2025 23:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

$40000 going *into* Final #Jeopardy. Like, dang. That's Vegas high-roller final boss numbers.

17.07.2025 23:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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