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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau

@firewalkercosteau.bsky.social

Kim thought this would be a neat way to get my ideas out there instead of standing in silence staring into the void that engulfs us all that we call our soul. In the dark times, should the stars also go out?

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Latest posts by firewalkercosteau.bsky.social on Bluesky

Shockingly better story than it had any right to be.

14.02.2026 07:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey Clown Girls,

Do it honk like a 1920’s car horn?

Do it taste like cotton candy?

14.02.2026 06:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A screenshot from Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes

A screenshot from Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes

14.02.2026 04:18 — 👍 160    🔁 35    💬 9    📌 1
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It’s wild how good this movie actually is.

Go in and just prepare to be surprised

14.02.2026 06:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Been romancing a foreign sectional sofa he met at the Olympics

14.02.2026 06:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I thought it was 2023.

14.02.2026 06:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So could watch less of this.

14.02.2026 06:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No, he wishes the show ended early

14.02.2026 06:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They move the couch to the other side of the room and it stays there

14.02.2026 03:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Concentration Camps

14.02.2026 03:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Canon.

Also, same

14.02.2026 03:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Age Verification?

The Internet only started to exist to the public when I entered High School

14.02.2026 03:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like, if I were to redesign it into something of my choice, I’d love something like Taylor in a bikini

14.02.2026 03:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

AEW posting Jay White on their insta 🧐

14.02.2026 01:41 — 👍 21    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 2
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I need one of these. Problem is they go for 30$ and all the proxies on eBay are 10 bucks and are clearly AI. If I'm gonna buy a proxy, I'd rather it be a good one.

14.02.2026 03:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

38.3 BILLION DOLLARS OF TAXPAYER MONEY TO BE USED TO BUILD CONCENTRATION CAMPS.

See everyone, nothing to worry about, just
CONCENTRATION CAMPS IN AMERICA.

@washingtonpost.com don't forget to tongue Trump's balls.

14.02.2026 03:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me and my brothers had this game and played it like crazy when it came out. What was cool about it was you could build a city in SimCity 2000 and then import it into the game.

Was how we blew up cars and people before GTA 3

14.02.2026 03:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Was so happy when I heard the news earlier, and can't wait to see more of where this goes!

14.02.2026 03:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm not calling him "Royce Keyes"

I'm not calling wrestlers by their WWE slave names. Fuck that.

14.02.2026 03:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Treason.

If they wanna be part of America then they can fuck off to America.

14.02.2026 02:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a masked man with a hat and sunglasses in a black mustang

a masked man with a hat and sunglasses in a black mustang

ICE vehicle:
Liscense plate: TNR-2580, Virginia

One of the ice fuckers pulled his car up to me, hid his face to PULL HIS MASK UP, and angrily threatened to arrest me if I didn't move!

That's the liscense plate number on the car, below is the clearest photo I could get of his face.

13.02.2026 21:42 — 👍 54    🔁 30    💬 2    📌 3

Yeah, I’m sure the racist pedophile protectors will investigate and find nothing to report.

14.02.2026 00:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I guess what I’m trying to say is:

America Sucks

14.02.2026 00:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

White people failing their way to the top in America.

You can be a piece of shit, a racist, a rapist, a shit businessman, a failed casino owner, a pedophile, stiff paying people constantly, and still rely on inbred hicks to vote for you as long as you’re not one of those dirty dirty brown people

14.02.2026 00:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just rewatched it a week ago

14.02.2026 00:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Someone needs to tell President Pedophile to fuck off.

I’m so sick of hearing about this fucktard every day.

13.02.2026 23:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who would have thought “We’re so glad you’re all pro-surveillance state, so we’re gonna work with the Nazis” would backfire as an ad?

13.02.2026 22:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*BANG!*

13.02.2026 22:37 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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He deserved every word and more.

Pardon the rudeness, Grandma.

13.02.2026 22:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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