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I came back here to say everything’s great from now on. I mean, obviously.

I returned here just to say that Jon Stewart needs to run for POTUS. CC: @weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social #jonstewart4potus #jonstewart2028

Everyone should buy and wear a Bulls hat.

There isn’t enough credit given to Ron Vara for our current economic situation. #iykyk

Whiskey Pete Hegseth has a Russian burner phone which he uses to communicate in secret with someone. 👊🇺🇸🔥

Why hasn’t Numero, Sub Pop, or Smells Like Records reissued Sebadoh III?

If you’re traveling abroad, I suggest you buy a burner phone and take copious pictures of your butthole. So, when border patrol asks to look through your phone, they’ll get a special treat.

I know. I don’t have a subscription. The joke is in the caption.

I teach fourth grade and kids are emotional wrecks like never before. I blame Donald Trump. He let the pandemic get out of hand and he’s now wreaking havoc on our democracy and economy. The stress they’re living with is his fault.

Trump Visits Kennedy Center for First Time Since Taking It Over The president had harsh words for “Hamilton,” which canceled a planned tour there after his takeover, but seemed excited about a long-planned “Les Misérables.”

From NYT: “President Trump on Monday visited the Kennedy Center in Washington for the first time since he made himself the new chairman. He […] seemed excited about a long-planned "Les Misérables."

Les Misérables? Who’s going to tell him?

I get the sense that ICE can find nearly as many undocumented brown people as Trump claimed, so now they’re going after white people.

Terrorism charges are being tied to the destruction of Elon Musk’s property. From my novice perspective, it seems that’s the way the law is written. It’s ironic that the country whose independence was ignited by the destruction of private property would ever have such laws.

Chuck Schumer is everything that’s wrong with the Democratic Party. When will all these Boomers retire? We need leadership with a backbone, something Schumer has never had.

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What are we calling this moment in time and these catastrophic events?

Via Wefail.art

This will be great until they start including ads.

This is what free speech looks like?

“Colonialism didn’t die. It only moved online.” -Maria Ressa on @weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social and Jon Stewart should run for POTUS.

Y’all should do some emailing.

I really think Zelensky should say the following:

President Trump asked for two words from me in the Oval Office. I now think I’m ready to give him two very special words: “bone spurs”