Papa “Thanksgiving” Fazuul

I see that CBS chose not to air this part. It probably explains much of what they did decide to air.

I love my lib friends but cmon

George Clooney? Oh, you mean the friend from Return of the Killer Tomatoes?

The guy from Dire Straits who has to move those color TVs

Lol

Love to live in a country where leaders of both dominant political parties will go down in history as epic cowards and evil pieces of shit

I used to listen to it every day on my work commute. They all talk the same way, ending declarative sentences with, “Right?”

Is she single?

His skin will be overdone and tough, but his guts will still be a little icy

Not understandable at all. This is not something that could ever be legally enforced.

That was nice of those two stores initially, but if it was a store I shopped at and I knew they backtracked, I would never shop there again. Why are so many people afraid of a 100 year old pedophile. If you simply stand up to them or ignore them they back off.

It’s Pibbin time

I know words. Erstwhile. Sacrosanct. Plenty of others.

I would like for national political reporters to place a moratorium on “But what will voters in the rest of America think about New York City’s socialist mayor?” We don’t care! Red states are notably full of psycho politicians yet rarely do you see pundits asking Brooklyn people about them.

Grow a beard and praise Nazis?

Same shit made me forget Schwarzenegger was in Commando

Princess Bride all the way

I’m just glad they called it ‘stuffing’ and not ‘dressing.’ Stuffing doesn’t have to be in the bird to be called stuffing because it’s already stuffing.

“I’m a writer.” (Makes three grammatical/spelling errors in a single reply)

Making the active choice to withhold emergency funding and starve large swaths of the country is “political violence” and it should be reported and viewed as such

Yeah I’m not a fan of rule changes that completely invalidate any statistical comparisons between eras

“…check out any time you like, but you can never…”

(Sees me pulling out of the parking lot)

“…hey wait!”

It’s just blurry. Probably because I haven’t verified my age.

I’m watching football to impress my dog

No, it’s Joan of Arcadia

🎵 And I’m proud to be an American
Where at least the President wants to diarrhea on me 🎵

Remember like two weeks ago when the president posted a video of him shitting all over America and it barely made the news cycle?

What’s the over/under on pigs who will be burned alive wrecking these things into telephone poles in the first year

Totally

I’m not sure what (if any) impact this will have on national politics, but I just farted a lot