@finchwrites.bsky.social
Involuntary Frankfurt widower. Voluntary guitarist and korfballer. Glorified mercenary typist.
Are you talking to the sun? Because it's been 58 days without beams so far this year.
27.02.2026 22:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was kind of neutral on the Manics until that era.
27.02.2026 22:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
An illustration of a frog in clown make up and wig holding flowers and a star wand. Text reads: MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY* * no, not like that. Jaunty Art 26
Make People Happy*
19.01.2026 10:28 — 👍 180 🔁 38 💬 1 📌 1Indeed. The Overton Window has shifted a lot.
27.02.2026 22:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We are in the cuntryside.
It's presumably a few years away and a lot could happen between now and then, but we were considering how bad things could be and what the tipping point would be.
The thing about this by-election is that it's led to me and Mrs Finch discussing having to tactically vote Tory at the next election.
27.02.2026 20:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ah! The change from positive to negative g!
27.02.2026 17:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Its quite easy to get plastered in the House of Commons bar
27.02.2026 13:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Surely it stores a lot of water?
27.02.2026 12:53 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The obvious scriptwriting tropes...the triple repetition, the but, etc.
Straight from central office.
"Pissy adolescent cognitive synecdoche" would be an excellent album title.
27.02.2026 10:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0bsky.app/profile/nisr...
27.02.2026 08:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Is the DT now aligned with Ed Davey?
27.02.2026 08:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Houses of Parliament need a lot of maintenance...plumber gets elected.
Coincidence? I think not.
"Beaten by vegans" is such a great political phrase.
27.02.2026 08:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh wait. This is *only* the theory test?! That was the easy bit of getting a licence!
26.02.2026 12:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What a joy
26.02.2026 12:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dear Mr Kirkdale bookshop keeper, It's me, the boy who asked to put the "One Piece" book on hold. How's your day been so far? Well for me, I'm getting thro teeth out at the dentist, not because their rotten but because I need to braces (I cind of scared). Due to the above, I will not be able to buy the book so please, please, please can you keep the book for one more day. From the boy, Jacob is my name. p.s. plase, please, please rec.
Imagine being like this. Maybe we actually were all once like this. Be more like this guy!
26.02.2026 09:52 — 👍 613 🔁 113 💬 33 📌 23You're about to launch an online garum shop?
26.02.2026 07:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 07 billion hours of EU4. One baffling 2-hour HoI4 experience. No idea.
26.02.2026 00:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dead rainbows?
25.02.2026 23:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Or 2 non pandemic years
25.02.2026 19:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh wait, 6 actual years.
25.02.2026 19:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0TEN YEARS?
25.02.2026 19:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I've outed myself
25.02.2026 19:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 00 days since this happened
25.02.2026 19:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They can fuck off
25.02.2026 18:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not mine, I hasten to add.
25.02.2026 18:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Lawns are being mown. Repeat: lawns are being mown.
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