Geoff

Fuck off T’Pau and get in the Right Said Fred bin. #TOTP

All from there weren’t they?

Genuinely fab song from Erasure. #TOTP

Everything by Enya sounds like a lunchtime project the music teacher has done with a some primary school kids. #TOTP

We couldn’t do Ronson and the chaps. We surrender!

a man in a military uniform is sitting in a car and looking out the window . ALT: a man in a military uniform is sitting in a car and looking out the window .

Hard to top a pop connection like that.

The Christians making a good point in the age before daft cunts shouted ‘woke’ at anything that mildly disturbed them. #TOTP

Let’s’ ave ya!

Even if I said I was all of Showaddywaddy?

Average White Band not the same as the Median White Band who were for purists. #TOTP

For those of you who thought John Miles just faded away, he became Tina Turner’s musical director. #TOTP

How did they not end up as ‘One for the Dads?’ #TOTP

#TOTP Frying tonight!

Stewpot was the prototype for Vernon Kaye. #TOTP

Pop singers who sung in a faux French accent include Steve Harley, early Chrissie Hynde and Plastique Bertrand. #TOTP

Seeing Acker Bilk in the rundown is a bit like when they rediscovered the Coelacanth. #TOTP

Bring on 1976 and its wonky teeth. #TOTP

Charlie Daniels in earlier TV appearance on ITV. #TOTP

Headboys ripping off Kings of Leon through a time warp. #TOTP

Trump is the Mule. #Foundation

Everyone loves the Sundays. #TOTP

Deciding this could form the basis of a great TV ‘Top 50’ show.

Oh no I’m not.

a german shepherd is sitting on a couch in front of a tv that says moms on it ALT: a german shepherd is sitting on a couch in front of a tv that says moms on it

Therese Bazaar’s singing is only audible to certain hounds. #TOTP

If only

No, that was a top gag!

Underrated

Toyah dancing like three drunk fellas on a stag night. #TOTP

Toyah will be fine once she gets her confidence. #TOTP

Underrated. 👍