Gracie 🫶

Im free after Sunday 🔫

My youtube wrapped called me out so nastily, can a girl have a special interest in peace 😭

I live laughably close to little vietnam, let’s do this 🍲

A work of modern art

The amount of times I asked my Dad to replay the boss album cassette growing up 😩

Spotify gives money to ICE, so here’s my youtube music wrapped instead

Here’s what you missed at Spjörk’s Circus:

• “Where’s the squirrel trade?”
• “Athena and her nuts…”
• Gigi the deer and her broken leg
• Sir a second panty has hit the ceiling

Please use flash next time

Low-key if I didn’t drop animation during high school I would serve ethereal levels of cunt

Bitches used to get dragged by their hair and slammed into hard metal shelves over a $50 TV and now all you get is 2% off on a super obscure charging cord that you’ll never use, and quite honestly that’s a big shame :(

Need to know her surgeon

Can’t wait to get a free mandatory b**b job the second I step off the train into mamdani’s new york city this christmas

If its the willemijn version of no good deed that’d be so sick

They made him look like that evil canadian man and that’s all I can see I fear

I was on board with wicked until I saw ry*n r*ynolds as the scarecrow, this man owns mint mobile and I see him enough in my mail I do NOT need to see him in further places…

A work of art that deserves to be immortalized in the library of congress

Who needs antidepressants when you can watch Thicked deep into a shr**m trip

Took 3 days worth of estrogen on accident, my b**bs are abt to HURT

Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen! But with tylenol, don’t take it girl

San francisco was so wild because what do you mean a hole in the wall store had $50 jockstraps and right outside there’s robot cars that try to kill you when you cross the street

Whoever legalized weed first I’d imagine

Is that cut or uncut I can’t tell

I believe with total confidence that I could swim to Alcatraz and back and I’m being so serious, I have strong ass legs

No Portland’s definitely real, I can smell the b.o in the airport

If Portland is real then I fear it must be as well…

Wyoming is real??!?

Fab lab to packing my suitcase last minute to 3ish hour nap to getting to the airport at 4am pipeline is sick and evil I’m so fucking pooped

And you looked so demure too

The cubs are becoming bears, the bears are becoming otters, the otters are becoming twunks, the twunks are becoming genderfluid, the genderfluids are solidifiying into dolls, and the dolls are smoking outside the 7/11.