Andy Kebede (maybe)

MLS owners vote to flip schedule to European calendar, change format starting in 2027 MLS will soon align with leagues that play from the fall to the spring after a transformational decision made by its owners

BREAKING: MLS owners officially voted to flip to a "summer-spring" format beginning in mid-July and running through the end of May. Will start in 2027.

Also voted on the regular season format.

Details and quotes here from Palm Beach.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...

There are great contenders on this list but it’s going to be Jacquie Ovalle

For those wondering, yes, it’s That Scorpion Kick goal that I still can’t believe happened

if im roger goodell im calling sirianni right now and saying the draftkings block is too hot right now you cannot be doing that

Screenshot of a Tweet by Marta: Marta Vieira da Silva @martavieiras10 Sometimes when you're an average athlete and you end your career, you often do much better commentating on games, etc., but in some cases that doesn't happen. #MZ 5:25 PM • 11/10/25 • 272 Views Below it is a rudimentary picture of a frowny face.

Live your life in a way that you don't ever end up on Marta's shitlist

this is a real "legalized gambling is bad for sports" story but don't sell short the degree to which it's also an "Emmanuel Clase is a world-historical dumbass" story

Stop cutting to the NE owners box after touchdowns

Completely disastrous weekend. 1/10. Can we sim to 2026

News: The Big Ten says USC should've been penalized for its fake punt trickery, but NOT on the fake punt itself.

You can't have two players with the same number at the same position, BUT Sam Huard's appearance was USC's first punt setup. Penalty is when the real punter came in.

That is one of the greatest catches in college football history, holy shit

Live look at my Ferrari hopes

oh for fuck’s sake

Never a good thing when Martin Brundle is reacting with "oh dear" to Ferrari’s pace

Pro Tip: If you're traveling the next few weeks on the Northeast Corridor, book whatever seats Amtrak has left at this point ASAP before prices go way up and availability disappears.

Watching the Rangers on Saturday night I was bombarded with this crap from Disney despite the fact that I was using ESPN+

Rico Dowdle and the Panthers do the Key & Peele sketch for a celebration and get flagged. Dowdle insists there were only 2 pumps 😂

Kim Kardashian being a moon landing skeptic doesn’t bother me that much, I don’t expect someone who’s not known for her intellect to be all that smart

The one that pisses me off is PURDUE ENGINEERING GRADUATE RYAN NEWMAN. You went to literal Astronaut School, dipshit.

Stannis Baratheon‘s one relatable trait

Please give me one show that explains nothing please

Rose Lavelle this is butta

*gulp*

I am going to enjoy the hell out of this, I don’t care what the record is. Yes!!!!

THE JETS WON A GAME! YES!

The Jets! Have! A! Lead!

Last 37 drives for Wisconsin:
punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, int, punt, FG (down 24-7 with 2:45 left), punt, int, int, punt, fumble, downs, punt, punt, downs, punt, punt, game, punt, int, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, downs, punt, downs, punt, punt, half, punt

Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast) Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

10/10 response, no notes

nothing stopping former players and teammates from moving info that turns into wagers by ncaa folks on the pros, none of this feels like it was thought through

Look at this shit 👽

Man you can really tell Fagan's voice is AI even if you didn't know he was dead. Rest of the intro was dope though

Huh, interesting

I’m so sorry, Mariners fans