Mari 🏳️‍⚧️

In the best possible way

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Right??

Wait what

Okay, checking plane fares...

Plus that whole "happy in your skin" thing!

"President Trump is prepared to use every element of American power to stop drugs from flooding into our country."

Hey, how about saying "To stop Americans from buying the drugs they clearly prefer, because the Sackler family wants them to buy oxy"?

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Ummmm... cannot?

I'd rather ship them off to an island. They don't deserve this liberation

It's definitely an added difficulty modifier that we didn't need.

God, to have been ME at 25. Or 35.

woman who names herself Cocaine so all the worst guys at the party will rail her

That was FUN!

It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss!

Yuuuuuup! From the first time I heard him speak.

You are too sweet! I have enjoyed finding my styles, these last couple years.

And I was definitely thinking come-hither thoughts.

🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

STOP! this is a selfie checkpoint! you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed

Jeeeeze, set the bar high, why don't you?

Ask anyone who's tried to unscrew one that was on for more than a second

I'm listening.

How does she feel about a farmer's tan?

Likewise! Just hitting my 1 year tranniversary

That's fair

TBF, reducing holiday spending is a damn good idea for the best majority of Americans

Middle name, ftw!

New Order: "Waiting for that final moment you say the words that I can't say"

Me: "Worcestershire. Caoimhe."

New Order: "Yeah, those."

Bill Maher has been a genocide-excusing, fascism-enabling, xenophobic, self-centering hazard to humanity for decades.

Absolutely. This wasn't a change, on his part.

You know he's already working on that, now that you've said it!