Witch Cabell, PhD

Dave means 'God could be worse'

There are so many names which mean ‘God is good.’ It would be funny if there was a name that was less definitive. Like if Jeff meant ‘God is okay’

My phone is still convinced I MUST know & be referencing someone named “Dino” after 15 years of nothing but 🦕 🦖 and teenagers are out here asking ChatGPT for sexual health advice 🤦🏻‍♀️

Basically none of the field’s findings have EVER held up to cross-cultural comparison so…

You [Looking at a button down shirt with an all-over print of potion vials]: Lol who would even wear this

Me, the nefarious bisexual wizard: I’ll take your entire stock

charges, even if dropped, also mark these kids going forward.

how many folks are focusing on how the regime is detaining "immigrants never charged with a crime"? any immigrant teens here now fall out of that category. that's the social construction of crime, baby.

wish i could start a group text with all my doctors via mychart

Diversity of tactics

Exclusive: Key US infectious-diseases centre to drop pandemic preparation Staff members have been instructed to scrub this topic and ‘biodefense’ from the agency’s website.

Covid deniers gonna kill us all. Bhattacharya (Brownstone Institute) had a direct, aggressive role in US's high death rate and spread Covid disinfo to undermine trust. He wrote the eugenicist Great Barrington Declaration. He created the conditions he cites as reasons.

www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Being brought into the principal’s office and being shown that a bunch of 38 year olds on a website you’ve never been on approve of you punching a kid.

It’s SO bad I’m honestly not 100% sure, but I certainly wouldn’t be SURPRISED

Voter ID has always been very transparently about suppressing turnout and not combating fraud, because the only fraud it can prevent is impersonation at the polls, which is not a thing

14yo & I were playing Monster Con so I asked if she still wants to guest lecture on fandom for me

14yo: “I can explain how queerbait is more popular than canon ships bc it’s forbidden, like cocaine”

Me: “Pls don’t mention cocaine if you come to my class”

14yo: “What are they gonna do, fire me?”

Yeah, if it’s a dragon, it’s “Twilight Grotto” and if it’s a mermaid, it’s “Tropical Reef,” but the scents are similar fruity blends with notes of saltwater—I really like them, too.

Awwww! One of the eggs? I gotta make a bunch of those for a show next month—people should hit me with color/scent requests. 😄

You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).

Like skin cancer!

Okay, the headline is funny but the graphic is SAD. 1997 ass historical CGI looking prophylactic uncanny valley shit trying to achieve “latex” with a free “water” texture. Like you couldn’t just get real condoms in these colors and take a photo??

Babe, wake up, new sarcastic but entirely worthwhile internet abbreviation just dropped

NOBODY TELL THEM; THIS IS GREAT

I know there are more insidious uses of AI, but one of the most depressing to me is when it pops up in local TV ads. These things are supposed to be folk art; put your uncle in a bad wig like god intended.

for a moment i thought this was in the imperative

See? Wizards = academics and it’s NOT SUBTLE

Seriously, raise your hand if you were ever STRONGLY DISCOURAGED from citing someone due to the academic equivalent of What They Said About Our Sharon

I mean, Tolkien WAS an academic so he knew a little something about Wizard Work Politics

Obviously he walked so Pratchett could run in this area, tho

14yo mentioned someone in her math class having the same name as her bestie. I asked if this dude is as cool as him.

14yo: “I don’t know. I never talk to him. He’s way taller than me. Height economy.”

This ice “fish-fluencer” wants ICE to get out of Minnesota.

Nate Pischke has turned his indignation and outrage about the largest deployment of masked and armed ICE agents in US history into a call for hunters and fishermen to speak out.

"Nobody wants these ding dongs in our fucking city."

And this is why I love Granny Weatherwax

Honestly I’d much rather hear this than “you look tired,” which has never done anything helpful for anyone AND is clearly not complimentary!

Man, I DO look taxidermied today, I cannot deny it. 🤦🏻‍♀️

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor