@spankthecook.bsky.social
Park Ranger, Biologist, Deep Ecologist "I care about that mushroom as much as I care about you. That mushroom is just easier to eat."
Props to Ensign Riley, Proto-Shimoda.
09.10.2025 02:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So.. it's garbage?
09.10.2025 02:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I bet they didn't smear any sh*t on the walls.
06.10.2025 03:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love this lady. She's starting a series exposing who is helping to pay for alligator Alcatraz concentration camp.
08.07.2025 00:08 — 👍 4812 🔁 2519 💬 176 📌 196Why do people get so stressed about doing their taxes? Just wait for the government to text you and pay them $800 in iTunes gift cards.
11.04.2025 14:02 — 👍 228 🔁 17 💬 5 📌 0Bitch with pearl earing!
09.04.2025 04:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This movie is why I'm a Ranger... because I couldn't become a robot.
19.03.2025 19:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0No paradox. Tolerance is a social contract. When one side breaks it the other is no longer bound by it.
18.03.2025 22:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Now having unsettling thoughts about where the poo goes on the Death Star. Thank you Sir. 🙂
18.03.2025 18:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0wtf Chuck?
16.03.2025 18:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
27.02.2025 12:43 — 👍 5403 🔁 3262 💬 254 📌 227
Only dead presidents can be on money. Is that part of the proposal?
26.02.2025 23:22 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
May I suggest an affordable log bronc?
21.02.2025 05:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Thursday’s front page of the British Daily Star.
Putin’s Poodle
Provayblue®
20.02.2025 21:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Success?
19.02.2025 00:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
One day, like a miracle. ☕️
24.11.2024 15:06 — 👍 37611 🔁 3165 💬 2003 📌 284
