Absolutely bonkers that being a self-described socialist is the worst identity trait but actively deflating prices, something which will never happen under a capitalist system, is the most popular policy.

They used to use "quarterback" to describe a deep lying playmaker who dictated the tempo and played deep passes. Now it's the guy who throws ball far.

Banger movie, always feel sad when I show it to friends and they're not impressed

Me, moments before disaster (betting against the greatest cheese panini ever made)

I know they were Snyder movies and therefore guff, but at least with Lex Luthor you can't turn the end of the movie into a CGI punch fest like with Zod and that alien thing

American Parent (talking to reporter): No one had autism when I was a kid. No one. So for both of my children to have it, there's something going on. It's being induced. (distant sound of a soda can being quietly opened) Parent (covering their ears): God DAMN it, I'm sorry. I told them to keep the noise down. God damn, that sound is horrible. Can't even think.

Rename yourself to Samuel Roberts-Roberts just to confuse people

Oh you can race a plumber on the Switch 2?

*sits backwards on chair*

How about I tell you about a carpenter who had to switch 2 saving the HUMAN race?

I think this is valid in an odd way. "Authentic" can mean "the words attributed to me are the ones I'd like to have written" or "these are the words that I am capable of choosing", so Grammerly are offering an emotional/expressive authenticity over a creative one

Can they legitimately claim to have brought a driver through since Ricciardo who has been a success at the team? I'm not counting Verstappen since they signed him to the young driver programme a month before they announced he'd be in Toro Rosso.

Can't believe you'd ignore the fame of Big Dan Burn like this

Vimes' boots theory as applied to kitchenware

Gaming hot take: Items in games should have expiration or best by dates. They should degrade in value over time to keep people from just hoarding them. This would drive a subset of gamers insane and I’m here for it.

You didn't mention the "help" you got from several friends

Give them a Quebecois team so they have to rebrand as Ligue Nationale de Football Américain

i am being so dumb here but what are the three questions? I've read the piece but only two are mentioned

Immediately thought of Rafa Benitez's "facts" press conference, which signalled to Alex Ferguson that he was inside Rafa's head

Getting strong H2G2 vibes from this episode of Revolutions @mikeduncan.bsky.social