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@docfission.bsky.social

she & her πŸ΄πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­πŸ³β€πŸŒˆ comedian, leftist, wolf. ATL.

320 Followers  |  259 Following  |  43 Posts  |  Joined: 21.05.2023  |  2.0684

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America is such a fascinating place. Here is evidence that someone is starting to understand the situation, but they came out of a society so steeped in anticommunism their priors are fucked beyond any sort of intelligibility. That mixture is so chaotic and can only end up like whatever she is

05.08.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

good luck good luck good luck!!! hope to visit you in your new home!! everything's gonna be great :-)

25.07.2025 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this pull quote from the author of "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality" really gets down to the crux of our era, which is that destroying a poor person's life is how the economy runs, but destroying a rich person's life is a sign of serious societal problems and concern.

23.07.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 166    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2
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almost one year ago, my friends and i made a short film about a guy who quits his job to go pro at Digimon cards :) youtu.be/PpiYoBSk9po

07.07.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 268    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2
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Big news, gang! I was cast in this play Behind the Dark Gray Wall, premiering August in Conyers, GA. It's about the harsh realities of incarceration & the system that inmates are up against. I'm so excited to be part of this project (which is written by an inmate serving a life sentence).

#alt4me

30.06.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

61 people facing RICO charges for their alleged involvement in stop Cop City appear in court today. They have been forced to come to Atlanta for the new judge. A crowd will rally outside the courthouse to support the accused. Call Georgia AG Chris Carr, demand he drop the charges: 4046578733

14.05.2025 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 264    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 5

ancient sumerian stand up comedian: who heckles from beneath me? do you not see how high my ziggurat is? the gods look upon me!

(realizing that comedy comes from shared humility) but they look at me with disdain

13.05.2025 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1233    πŸ” 209    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 6
A man and his shoes were having an affair when his wife discovered them "in that holy moment."
Shocked but not unhappy she wished her husband well on his new life and granted him an amicable divorce. Due to her numerous good qualities she had many suitors. She lined up the three most promising and had each of them describe why they should become her new husband. The first man explained that he had infinite money due to a marvelous device and could shower her with wealth. The second man explained that although he was dollar poor he had discovered a technique that would leave her breathless. He explained the technique and it sounded like he knew his stuff. The third man stepped forward and removed his troll mask to reveal himself as her husband. He explained that the shoes had died somehow and he wanted her back. Who did she choose?

She chose all three. Sometimes you really can have it all.

A man and his shoes were having an affair when his wife discovered them "in that holy moment." Shocked but not unhappy she wished her husband well on his new life and granted him an amicable divorce. Due to her numerous good qualities she had many suitors. She lined up the three most promising and had each of them describe why they should become her new husband. The first man explained that he had infinite money due to a marvelous device and could shower her with wealth. The second man explained that although he was dollar poor he had discovered a technique that would leave her breathless. He explained the technique and it sounded like he knew his stuff. The third man stepped forward and removed his troll mask to reveal himself as her husband. He explained that the shoes had died somehow and he wanted her back. Who did she choose? She chose all three. Sometimes you really can have it all.

13.05.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 556    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

For anyone aware of the tragedy at Vancouver Lapu Lapu festival, here's a thread of GoFundMe's available to help support the many victims. (copy pasted from my friend 'J' in the Vancouver Filipino community)

🧡

29.04.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1158    πŸ” 1524    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 8

I've seen nothing Sanrio related on my timeline due to not following anyone Sanrio related but BIG CHALLENGES remains the best Sanrio of them all. This cannot be disputed

Here he is🐊

02.05.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
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Super Mario 64’s UNKNOWN Stars!

05.01.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 243    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 7

man that sucks

24.04.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Doechii for Cosmopolitan Magazine

21.04.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 268    πŸ” 137    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 23
You are strong 
Gaogaogao! You gotta stay strong no matter what happens
You always have your friends and family to support you

Hello Kitty Island adventure

You are strong Gaogaogao! You gotta stay strong no matter what happens You always have your friends and family to support you Hello Kitty Island adventure

Big Challenges believes in you

21.04.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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A deep-sea robot has captured the world’s first confirmed footage of a colossal squid alive in the wildβ€”600 metres deep in the South Atlantic.

17.04.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 320    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 15
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Send This John Oliver Segment to Anyone Still Confused About Trans Athletes It's the most thoughtful, fact-based explanation you'll find about what's really happening in women's sports

"This weekend, John Oliver did something surprisingly rare in mainstream media: he dedicated 42 minutes to a thoughtful, well-researched segment on transgender athletes in sports that cut through the hysteria and political opportunism dominating this conversation.
www.readtpa.com/p/send-this-...

08.04.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 460    πŸ” 144    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 10

oh my god lmao. I was just walking Miga and a lady with a funny little dog was by our door

ME: Oh! Hey little buddy!
HER: Don’t be fooled by his looks! He’s bad!
ME: *faux gasping* He’s BAD??
HER: He’s a bad boy!
ME: But he’s wearing a sweater!
HER: Bill Cosby wore a sweater!!!!

08.04.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2432    πŸ” 323    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 9
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[DB] Redraw of an old classic.
#art

07.04.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 8407    πŸ” 2682    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 17

In the full roster of Dragon Ball FighterZ you can play as five different Gokus, three people that are half Goku, one person that is body-swapped with Goku, and one fusion. With that body-swap, making for approximately 7.25 playable Gokus, or 16.47% of the roster.

08.04.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 294    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 8

important time to brush up on the Sysco Brand Tiers

07.04.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 378    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 6

🚨Read this letter from the school principal in Sackets Harbor, NY.

3 of her students have been snatched by ICE (incl. a 3rd grader handcuffed & put in a detention center).

Then watch the video below. AOC predicted EXACTLY what is now happening. This is terrifying.

@aoc.bsky.social

07.04.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 730    πŸ” 269    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 15

I'm not sure which video to post--the fifteen paramedics in their last moments as one of them prays amid gunfire, the journalist being burned alive, the man holding a headless toddler, the people blown into the air, or the young man quietly rocking the shrouded body of a child.

It's a genocide.

07.04.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4159    πŸ” 1507    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 83

I will quit my job and work for any candidate who promises to put the leadership of this administration in the same overseas gulag they've been shipping people to

07.04.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 22001    πŸ” 2887    πŸ’¬ 114    πŸ“Œ 162

Dude you gotta check out the short story that chatGPT wrote. yeah it sucks ass but I actually really liked it, due to my low IQ

13.03.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1848    πŸ” 201    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 7

love this guy so fucking much. sandals with jeans and a jacket while it's warm out. ponytail. 2010 era bluetooth earpiece. mini Homer gut. having amazing politics. would easily lay my life down for him

05.04.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
THIS NIGHTMARE
WILL BE
IN FULL COLOR

THIS NIGHTMARE WILL BE IN FULL COLOR

THIS NIGHTMARE
WILL BE IN FULL COLOR

03.04.2025 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6088    πŸ” 1157    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 45

BUSH: ah, i’ve expanded an opaque oversightless deportation engine that we can fix in Congress.

OBAMA: i’ve expanded an opaque oversightless deportation engine that we can fix in Congress.

TRUMP: [family separation time]

BIDEN: i’ll keep it in place & fix in Congress

TRUMP 2: [mass deportation]

01.04.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 429    πŸ” 88    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 6

I don't know if it's an LA thing or if it's more widespread but I see a ton of cars out here with hentai stickers on the window. That's so cool to drive around like "hey guys this is what I jack off to"

31.03.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 548    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 5

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