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oh WOW

22.02.2026 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

taco bell
arby's

i won't apologize

22.02.2026 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

you're joking right?

22.02.2026 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't care if there's a God or a Heaven, I just really really want there to be a Hell, for Reasons.

21.02.2026 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

also what's wrong with liking milk and sugar? people got a problem with ice cream? didn't think so

21.02.2026 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"free/cheap/non-toxic youth sports" feels like one of those skeleton keys that would have knock-on effects accidentally fix 100 unrelated things about America

or, you know, even if it didn't, at least a bunch of kids would be able to have fun playing sports

19.02.2026 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4483    πŸ” 615    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 92

NBC ran a piece where Mary Carrillo went to Norway to find out why they're so good at the Winter Olympics and i was yelling BECAUSE IT'S COLD THERE

then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results"

and i was like.
oh!

19.02.2026 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 11563    πŸ” 1766    πŸ’¬ 166    πŸ“Œ 158

baby goats are TOO MUCH I CANNOT

20.02.2026 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the piss part is true

20.02.2026 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when that dry ass hunk of chicken breast is right there

daring you to eat it's cotton ass texture nonsense that no amount of spice nor extra crispy can atone for

SIR

20.02.2026 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

ok you're gonna tell me in alll seriousness that in a fried chicken bucket the THIGH is the worst oiece

be serious

20.02.2026 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

exCUSE ME????

20.02.2026 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

like i'm sorry is the mall food courts teriyaki place somehow WRONG???

no

absolutely not

20.02.2026 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is crying and making a funny face while wearing a white shirt . ALT: a woman is crying and making a funny face while wearing a white shirt .

like i actually like chicken feet and coxcombs and chicken livers and skewered chicken hearts but like there's plenty of other options for "worst" that leaves the absolutely BEST part of the chicken ALONE

20.02.2026 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

every other part
EVERY other part
like a dry ass bone in chicken breast isn't the work of the goddamn devil
or when it's connected to RIBS

please
be serious

20.02.2026 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

someone*

sorry i'm so upset i didn't proofread

20.02.2026 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

too many bones!!!
(worst part of the chicken is outer breast - the inner tenderloin i will allow but that dry cotton shit is an abomination)

20.02.2026 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i.....am so sorry but i need to cook for yall to debunk this because it's heresy

20.02.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with blue eyes and a beard ALT: a close up of a man 's face with blue eyes and a beard

wtaf is happening

20.02.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm so sorry about how wrong you are πŸ˜“

20.02.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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it's not slander it's simone showing their embarrassing ignorance on main. point and laugh. bc my god that might be one of the worst food opinions ive ever seen

20.02.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The Klingon Duras sisters, B'etor and Lursa, drawn in the style of Beavis & Butt-head

The Klingon Duras sisters, B'etor and Lursa, drawn in the style of Beavis & Butt-head

recently watched an episode of Star Trek TNG with the Duras sisters, so I'm reposting this thing I drew in 2022

19.02.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2011    πŸ” 520    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 14

πŸ₯Ίβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ

20.02.2026 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YOU MONSTER WHY DID YOU ALLOW SUCH WEATHER??? smh

20.02.2026 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hey so fr call your psych in the am
we don't know why shit gets bad before it gets better but it does. i ended up in the hospital for a month and it was around 3 weeks in on my ssri
sending all my best vibes this shit is no joke ❀️❀️❀️❀️

20.02.2026 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh god. yeah. that's when things went real bad for me. it's not you. it's the drug. ❀️❀️❀️❀️

20.02.2026 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ive read enough krakauer to know that if the sun sets you stop fucking climbing

20.02.2026 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really do not want to die in the billionaire-induced climate war mass genocide

20.02.2026 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1219    πŸ” 175    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 0

bc then the problem is how are they identified and how do we not shift the same existing biases to this new system etc.

19.02.2026 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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