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Jack Cabranes

@jcabranes.bsky.social

Like to tell and hear funny stories. Rusk County (Wisconsin) District Attorney.

153 Followers  |  136 Following  |  60 Posts  |  Joined: 12.11.2024  |  1.8994

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Shocking!

14.02.2026 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s a winter wonderland!

29.11.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like the waiting room of a whorehouse.

29.09.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One Adam 12 - See the woman. My favorite show as a kid

17.09.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They were always going to make a deal. Fox carries the NFL and not making a deal was going to cost nothing of them a lot of money.

02.09.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Papa? Is that you?

15.07.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Except that most of the experienced farm workers are being rounded up.

14.07.2025 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s the Dunning-Kruger effect in action.

22.06.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Any bets on his ethnicity?

09.06.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Stormy skies tonight. Dusk was spectacular

29.04.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The 4th and 5th Amendments say hi!

28.04.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder why TNT burdens its viewers with announcers that feel the need to fellate the Oilers every time they touch the puck.

28.04.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t you mean β€œtalent”?

25.04.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is for domestic consumption. He knows Putin is paying no attention to him.

25.04.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m with you sister

01.03.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A sad day for this country.

01.03.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bought and paid for by Vlad

30.01.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The guy was deadly on a breakaway

24.01.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mark Hardy DESTROYS Mike Keane - Stanley Cup Final 1993 (HD Multiview)
YouTube video by HockeyWebCast (Robert SΓΆderlind) Mark Hardy DESTROYS Mike Keane - Stanley Cup Final 1993 (HD Multiview)

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3--...

12.01.2025 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. They all want me to chat on Telegram for some reason.

08.01.2025 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s the price you pay for unconditional love.

02.01.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The fans loved Roscoe. He came to play every game.

01.01.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Because they aren’t white.

29.12.2024 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Paul β€œLet β€˜Em Play” Stewart

28.12.2024 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Beep Beep.

27.12.2024 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brilliant

25.12.2024 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Budget Rent A Ranger Bear Vomit Commercial 1999
YouTube video by 90s Commercials Budget Rent A Ranger Bear Vomit Commercial 1999

My favorite commercial. What’s yours?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=QJl1...

25.12.2024 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Game 7 the Flyers brought out Kate Smith to sing God Bless America instead of the national anthem. That was their go to move when they needed a win. They won.

24.12.2024 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Miracle

22.12.2024 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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