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JP Hanson

@hansontoons.bsky.social

Retired engineer (or at least that’s what they called me), woodworker of sorts, occasional doodler, dreamer. Living the life in Houston, TX. Him, he, hey you.

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Tried to watch some of the state of the union. Couldn’t stomach more than a few minutes. He spewed lies, insults, and behavior unbecoming of a person in that office.

Btw I found that marker with his visage that I saw a couple weeks back- I repositioned it in fresher material.

25.02.2026 03:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😶

25.02.2026 03:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Agreed. Kirk was a shit-stain on the US.

24.02.2026 01:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤣

20.02.2026 04:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Great pic. Always nice to see characters from the past. Looks like things are going well for her. 😊

20.02.2026 02:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh, my, dog. Hopefully Pickle will recover. 😵‍💫

16.02.2026 03:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It’s evening time, Sunday if you are keeping track. The last bit of light is fading in the west, creating pleasant shades of blue in the sky.

Jalapeño sausage is on the grill, a tasty IPA at my elbow. My sweetheart is inside preparing some vegetables.

Life is good. Wishing same to you.

16.02.2026 00:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Small side table made from walnut wood.

Small side table made from walnut wood.

Small side table made from walnut wood.

Small side table made from walnut wood.

Bow tie piece added to secure a crack in the wood used for the table top. The exposed crack was filled with a tinted glue.

Bow tie piece added to secure a crack in the wood used for the table top. The exposed crack was filled with a tinted glue.

My latest project is finished. A small table made from walnut and finished with tung oil. Most of the wood is 100+ yrs old, coming from a tree that was part of a windbreak on my uncle’s farm. Top is 16” x 24”.

12.02.2026 18:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Looks good!

09.02.2026 02:08 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Needed a Frankie Goes to Hollywood re-do:

“Relax, just do it!”

😆

09.02.2026 02:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Pieces of walnut that will assemble into a side table.

Pieces of walnut that will assemble into a side table.

There’s a side table in here somewhere. Walnut with tung oil finish.

Keeps my mind off current events.

Now playing- The Tubes- Remote Control album- No Way Out

08.02.2026 01:31 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

And of course my mind automatically thinks of the scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail where the peasant played by John Cleese says “Very small rocks”. 🤣

06.02.2026 02:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Knew you could. You’re smart like that! 😁

06.02.2026 00:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Only 18 for me.

04.02.2026 02:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Welcome to the club. 😁

03.02.2026 18:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Basic math- necessary. Geometry- I used it often at work. Algebra- I got it but never used it. Hit a wall with calculus. Had to change majors to one where it wasn’t required. 🤨

Still worked out ok for me and a career.

31.01.2026 01:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A cartoon drawing of possibly Donald T stuck into a pile of dog poop.

A cartoon drawing of possibly Donald T stuck into a pile of dog poop.

Seen this afternoon on a walk near my place.

It needed to be on a larger, fresher pile.

😂

30.01.2026 00:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Great expressions, action, and details.

26.01.2026 20:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wow!

26.01.2026 19:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A slab flattening rig. A slab is a thick piece of wood that can be wide and long. The rig uses a router (a woodworking tool that spins a cutter really fast) with a wide cutter that will remove wood to make the surface flat and smooth.

A slab flattening rig. A slab is a thick piece of wood that can be wide and long. The rig uses a router (a woodworking tool that spins a cutter really fast) with a wide cutter that will remove wood to make the surface flat and smooth.

For the most part, Houston had a pass on the Great January Freeze of 2026. My sector emerged unscathed. There were a couple of silly areas on the west side, but nothing serious.

Back to woodworking next week.

Now playing- Supertramp - Fool’s Overture

26.01.2026 04:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Brings a tear to my eye, a true art form!

26.01.2026 04:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thx for the advice. Cooking something for the first time is usually an experiment. I determined I used too much of a crab boil to season the chicken. The recipe was from a friend and a bit vague with directions. The sausage I used was just right- Chappell Hill Jalapeño. Good stuff.

26.01.2026 04:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh my. 😆 Been there done that.

26.01.2026 04:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That one I made was too salty. Will cut back on the NaCl next time.

26.01.2026 04:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That age, to them everything is amazing. It’s you that needs stamina to keep up! 😆

26.01.2026 04:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Take good care of your kiddo(s)! Make memories and have fun!

26.01.2026 04:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Been there! Good beer, good people!

My fav is New Magnolia, followed by Great Heights and Walking Stick. North Shepherd was a good one, unfortunately they folded.

26.01.2026 04:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Looking for a quiet escape? Check out the smaller craft breweries around town. Plenty to choose from, most have a food truck serving up good grub. I’m biased towards the Shady Acres/Oak Forest area since that’s my stomping grounds. 😁

26.01.2026 03:37 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
Display of a flamethrower and how far it will shoot.

Display of a flamethrower and how far it will shoot.

Makes for a neat-o pyrotechnic display!

This was a display at an airshow several years back. There’s a second guy with a shotgun- they explained it was accurate as the shotgun guy was there to protect the flamethrower.

24.01.2026 01:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ouch. At least he wasn’t transiting a log over a muddy area or stream.

23.01.2026 22:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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