We already doing AUs now?
16.09.2025 04:32 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@itmebean.bsky.social
We already doing AUs now?
16.09.2025 04:32 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh boy time to get lost in the sauce creating a roster of in universe fighting game characters
15.09.2025 05:38 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Having to institute a No Hop-Ons rule for the squad smh
30.08.2025 22:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Listen buddy, it's transient; it flows like water.
27.08.2025 03:32 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The first 20 or so seconds of this are formatted like a mobile game ad
30.07.2025 12:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bet your fucking buddy went laboohoo when they found out you weren't
26.07.2025 04:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Them: "And...sorry, just a quick question, have you tried moving to a red state?"
You: "No...why would I do that?"
Them: *nods thoughtfully, writes something down on their little legal pad* "Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Continue."
A still image of some people pitching their dumb pointless product to the investors on the set of the TV show Shark Tank
How they be looking at you when you present your circumstance and beseech them for charity
24.07.2025 20:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Krik displaying a conspicuous lack of pride in his physical disability
His ass is NOT proud
02.07.2025 02:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They viewed French culture in the same light that young impressionable kids that didn't know they were bisexual yet viewed Riku Kingdom Hearts.
18.06.2025 04:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Looking back in British history, English aristocrats really did view French culture in the same light that hard-line right-wing politicians that secretly wear women's underwear view women.
18.06.2025 04:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Whoever invented jewelry must've been like "Hang on that's kinda sick..."
09.06.2025 14:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Absolutely wild that a paint company that has had multiple lawsuits and scandals about lead paint and pollution cover-ups still unironically has this as their logo. It's like the artist made it to mock them and they were all, and still are, too stupid to realize it.
29.05.2025 21:00 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When you're just trying to enjoy your hobbies but they're owned by Hasbro
29.05.2025 20:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me, looking up and seeing a meter that says "ADHD" above me that's about 2/3s full: "What the fuck?"
ADHD meter: *goes down by an increment*
Me: "Wh-- is that bad? Do I want it to go up or down?"
ADHD meter: *goes down by an increment*
Me: "Oh god, what the fuck!"
Every time I think I understand trans people I'll see a post that just says "gender" with a picture of a wet floor sign or something and like 50 people agree with them in the comments and I just have to accept that it's more complicated than I can imagine.
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