Salem 😚✌🏻

Regardless of how today ends up fitting into the chapters in my life, I got some really good cuddling out of it and that’s what matters

Today was such a formative day for me, but I have no idea in what way just yet. I suppose only time will tell.

Guess my next theme

Oh yeah I’ve had absolutely crippling pneumonia the last week and I was bed bound for several days, but I’m getting better (very, very slowly)

Guys I made so many bracelets today 💀 Being so sick for so long had me jonesin’ for kandi

Find you a man who buys you chicken tenders when you’re sick even though you aren’t even official 😭🩷 I was right, men who yearn are top tier

Whatever, man, I’ll just play Pokemon

NSFW: me being a whore oops

Thank you, random guy from Reddit, for coming over and not killing me so I could suck your dick without getting murdered. You’re a real one.

Anyway, I was self indulgent without self sabotaging completely so that’s a cool thing!

At what point do we decide he’s saying “let them eat cake”? Because……

My boobs are so soft and warm tonight and no one is even here to experience that but me smh my head

Today was not what I wanted it to be. But if I pretend to be happy then maybe it was fine and nothing can hurt me after all.

It’s 2:45, so you know I’m up trying not to self sabotage 😚✌🏻

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A poster that says Did you see: -a tent in the woods? -someone shoplifting? -a person sleeping in their car? NO YOU FUCKING DIDNT people are struggling don't make it worse

Definitely no double entendre here, I don’t know what you’re referring to

#kandi

Halloween candy? No, Halloween Kandi!

#kandi #horror #spooky #halloween

Anyway.

Funny enough, I was just about to be embarrassed about posting too much when I remembered back in like 2014 I used to get my account restricted for tweeting over 100 times in an hour 💀 So progress!

Besides, even if that was something I wanted to do, you gotta have charisma and be worth my time, literally the audacity

Men read the room challenge, level: impossible

Boy if you don’t-

Love posting about this and having an account named Gross Pervert like it. I definitely should’ve just put all that on my anonymous page smdh

This should all definitely be on my anonymous account here and not one with my face on it (hi, if you know me, no you don’t) but it’s nearly 1am and I’m sitting here annoyed at myself for feeling this way so I figured posting through it might help

And like this is why I have an NSFW Reddit. So I can get my ass out there and get some attention when I need it. But it’s not enough, ya know? I want tangible attention, not from randos on Reddit. I want attention that keeps coming back.

Genuinely it’s a trauma thing, but like what can ya do yknow

Like I just have pictures and videos sitting on my phone of me that, as soon as the clock strikes 12am, I’m so tempted to just send to people. I don’t, because consent is important and so is self respect and making decisions I won’t regret in the morning, but it’s tempting lol

TW: NSFW

Chat, I have so many issues. Like 80% of the year I have 0 sex drive, but then the other 20% of the year I’m RAVENOUS. Like I’m wanting to send stuff to everyone I know and bask in the validation (of any gender, but particularly men oof)

It’s such a problem. I wish I wasn’t like this.

HELL YEAH

Hey Bluesky we gotta get a smoother way of switching between accounts, I can’t keep doing six steps to go from here to my vent account or kandi account 😮‍💨

I’m so glad you agree!! I think the world is a lot better when people don’t take themselves too seriously and if I can’t find that whimsy irl I’ll do it in video games lol

I got the DLC using my commission money since I get paid soon anyway (who needs groceries, am I right? I know, I have a problem) and I just know that I’m going to put in another four hundred hours on this game by the time I’ve gone through it all

I haven’t! I’ve avoided spoilers pretty well so far, honestly I may end up switching it to that because the name they have now does not fit at all. I’m only just past halfway in the main quest line but all my mons are super over leveled because I just love running around being silly 💀