Zach Halper

Oh, okay. I'll bite.

The right to vote is enshrined in the Constitution.

The "right" of armed federal cops to arrest, beat, and kill people with anonymity is not.

So you agree, ICE isn’t a legitimate law enforcement agency.

Yes, I remember fondly when my parents sat me in front of the TV to learn science on Looney Tunes.

This is absolutely embarrassing and The Times should have to explain why this warranted a direct quotation but not the rambling incoherence of Trump.

I fear the episode may not come out if the commando droid with a cape is in the trailer.

Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?

Wow. Just read the opening grafs of this opinion on Trump's ordered removal of an exhibition on the treatment of slaves in Philadelphia. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

The only thing I ask for in tomorrow’s trailer is a front facing shot of jacked Rotta.

YouTube video by Star Wars The Mandalorian and Grogu | Trailer Tomorrow

Gotta say I’m loving these trailer teasers. Also, that opening shot is godly. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsPc...

Happy Presidents Day. I wish we had one right now!

If they force us to choose, the choice between dogs and Muslims is not a difficult one.

America's most racist congressman is making sure he doesn't lose that title.

open.substack.com/pub/zeteo/p/...

I have! Loved it

Trying to decide on my next Switch 2 game. Just beat Kirby Switch 2 edition and Marvel Cosmic Invasion. Was thinking about Pokémon Z-A though I didn’t love Arceus. What do people think? Or is there another game you recommend?

I’m starting to think Johnny Weir and Tara Lapinski are witches the way they jinx these skaters.

Will it be national news? Will it cause performative outrage? Will he be censured?

Nope. Forgotten by tomorrow.

We are not a serious nation.

Epstein files fallout takes down elite figures in Europe, while U.S. reckoning is muted Unlike in Europe, officials in the U.S. with ties to Epstein have largely held their positions of power.

Unlike in Europe, officials in the U.S. with ties to Epstein have largely held their positions of power.

He’s right and more actors/creatives should call out entitled fan bullshit like this.

Counterpoint: if the Prince of Darkness rises from a fiery portal at the Iowa Caucus and declares his opposition to Donald Trump, I will ride to battle with the host of Hell

Just finding out now that the CEO of Chuck E Cheese is mentioned in the Epstein Files

Thom Tillis in on CBS still blaming everybody but Trump for the bad things Trump is doing

Rep. Angie Craig: "Democrats need to hold the line. The Senate needs to hold the line. I will not forgive anyone who doesn't stand their ground at this moment in time and I don't think the American people will either."

ABC: Do you still have confidence in Pam Bondi as AG?

MASSIE: I don't think Pam Bondi has confidence in Pam Bondi. She wasn't confident enough to engage in anything but name calling in a hearing. So no, I don't. She was responsible for the document production.

Zohran genuinely loves the people of his city and wants the best for them. It’s astonishing how much we’ve all been starved of that by our leaders.

i’ll end this little brainstorm by just asking what it is, exactly, that the MAGA right likes about the United States, since it explicitly rejects those things that make this nation distinctive — its pluralism, its revolutionary heritage and egalitarian aspirations, and its republican institutions

A photo of Frodo speaking with Gandalf in the Mines of Moria: "I wish it had not happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But the Dow is over 50,000."

Lilacs are purple
Daises are yellow
Hosannas we’ll sing
When we rid of that fellow

"That's how I learned how to tell stories. You take these characters. You're talking with your friends, and you're acting things out [with the toys]. My job is not that different from that." - Jon Favreau talking about directing The Mandalorian & Grogu

I’m glad Jon & Dave have both made a noticeable effort to reclaim the “action figures” talking point from the segment of the punditry class that only wields it as a vague insult. This has never been a bad thing, and it’s extremely telling when someone tries to undercut the work by saying it. (1/5) 🧵

Again, the answer is “10-25 people in Washington, <all> of whom are Republicans, or it’s not going to happen.”

And yet, these 10-25 people get free passes every day & still can leave their houses & go to work with scarcely a question about when they’re going to start fulfilling their oaths 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️