Rory Cardwell

I’m still waiting for the island airline plane bringing the Steve McClaren “one love” vibes to party….

My mums ex husband worked with his brother…. He was a recipient of a first class degree from Oxford in Ancient Greek but became a social worker with Miles , peters brother 😲 I grew up with a member of the communist party from Altrincham with a first class education 😂

My long trusted belt for 25 years has finally give way….. if my belt could talk it would probably say cheers for lumbering me with that handsome stud… fly high my black leather beautiful thing, fly high 💔

We bought an electric hybrid back then but didn’t have a home installed charger just a petrol nozzle still. Was a player ahead of his time but sadly before ours making that happen. Sweet pass though 🤌

We’ve seen this sadly before from the darkest of humanity….

Removing asylum support. Seizing belongings. Deporting entire families, including children.

Labour are not just paving the path to a Reform government. Reform may as well already be in power.

This government has no moral compass — and it should be ashamed of its inhumanity.

Have you counted your dollars on the train to the party?

Shows when a Labour government are too weak to redistribute the wealth of billionaires by not challenging that but dehumanise desperate people…. Like you point out that so chillingly resembles a part of the worst of our worlds history 💔

I live in Warrington, we’ve still got billboards here with boobs from the 90s saying hello boys…. The guy that lives in the flat opposite as been calling the police on me for the past 30 years for standing there…

Our golden generation that all regard R9 as the pure phenomenon that he was will always equally appreciate how good Batistuta was as that explosive machine! His loyalty to fiorentina when he could have played for anyone was commendable 👏

The British pigeons are ok, they don’t work or pay taxes but reproduce in high numbers and shit over my car nightly under the tree it’s parked under, shitting the food they’ve scrounged off taxpayers food, but their British so ok, as for the the foreign pigeons….

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Uncle Don suing the beeb for a billion bucks of license payers money gonna be the end for auntie!

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Billy Corgans more like

Alan Carr should legit be a spy. Not only did he win Traitors but just by taking his specs off and not smiling he transforms himself into a man with questionable views on Alan Carr

Brilliant 😂👏

The adel taarabt level “streets won’t forget” sass in class.

Proud to know our local paper has a lovely obituary for my great uncle ❤️ we are all lucky to have our elders that we look up to and appreciate ❤️

50 shades of blue…..

“Keep your sparkly glove on at all times as you may die”

The mark robins goal vs forest to save Fergies job…. Luckily my childhood was magical from the consiquence! 🇾🇪✊

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Funnily enough a pigeon shat on me today and later on someone said I smell like Piers Morgan….

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Terry Gibson because I had a Wimbledon team poster from shoot on my wall and just took a liking to him on it!

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I’m scared I’m going to become a promiscuous podcaster now and end up with a nasty rash of the ear and an unsavoury reputation…. I’ll look back in 10 years feeling used and set up a movement for others called #meandall

I like slot, think he’s a good guy and the odd little rodgers fantasy aside it’s gearing up to a full on turkey teeth cap wearing rock star guy flying in on a red bull parachute like an added bonus at the Southport air show….

The argument of who’s version is better of Whitney or Dolly could be ended once and for all at Prenton park…. I’ve faith in knowing Mike Dean would lead them owning that song once and for all!

To get a couple of thousand Tranmere fans, 5 pints in with a pie in hand, to hold the 18 second long note of “Labadie” would be challenging I’d have thought….

D I canio from the West Ham lot got in first….

Boney m singing about a Russian mystic still blows my mind everytime I hear it regardless of the missed opportunity of the potential terrace chant by the spurs fans.