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@maddierocks.bsky.social

Geologist, trans, gay

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Fine, as much as anyone can be

29.01.2026 08:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I keep forgetting to ask, I literally can't eat weetabix. Are there different british horrors they would feed me in the basement?

29.01.2026 07:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel so weird being jewish nowadays. I have a lot of pride in the upbringing I had and the values it instilled in me. And then I turn around and see that those same institutions are filled with vile people who were actually trying to teach me something completely different.

27.01.2026 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Grok, how many engines should a plane have, by weight? Also, show me the plane naked."

26.01.2026 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I love remembering the adams family named their baby pubert

26.01.2026 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for correction, I knew there was a reason I couldn't eat them, but I havn’t looked at a canister in literal years

25.01.2026 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I get stax cuz they're celiac safe, pringles are made in a facility with gluten 😭

25.01.2026 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🫠🫠🫠🫠

21.01.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's probably nothing!

21.01.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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So a normal girl in the eva universe

14.01.2026 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to rebuild of evangelion

14.01.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Genuinely, unironically, it kind of is her entire character

14.01.2026 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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What about the part where shinji and kaworu are even gayer?

14.01.2026 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm neutral on this

12.01.2026 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gale just works so much better as a toxic lesbian situationship with god. Why would god care about a mediocre white man.

04.01.2026 10:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's wild cuz I think the express across from my flat has six self checkout registers?

31.12.2025 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Technically they have eight, four on each side of the store (about three hundred feet apart) but usually they only have one employee for registers so they only open one of the set of four.

31.12.2025 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Self-checkout is usually only 4 registers or so and everyone has carts full enough to fill the trunk of a car. And usually the people with this many groceries also have kids. So they're trying to scan dozens of items while wrangling a child. It's chaos. Also they never have bags for some reason.

31.12.2025 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Having experienced self-checkout in the states and the UK, you would commit crimes on your first day in an american target

31.12.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Even Microsoft is annoyed about it, I'm convinced they've put Obsidian on the task of making a new fallout game because they don't think bethesda will be able to even start making a new fallout game this decade.

24.12.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Completely unsurprising

17.12.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OCR'd the time tombs

06.12.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yknow, I never knew you read hyperion, but I kinda just assumed by everything I know about you

06.12.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess we have to settle for the best roguelike ever made πŸ˜”

01.10.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's so weird because this is the exact inverse of the problem supergiant usually has. Usually the gameplay is fine enough and the story gets me to push through, but not this time. It's kinda baffling.

01.10.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Your honor, I was cringe. The defense rests.

24.07.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The average person voted for trump-biden-trump, this average person also didn't know who was on the ballot until they walked into the booth

21.07.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I eat cheese sticks like this too! Why pull it apart, it's just more work for the same end result.

11.07.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You also have the constant debuff of british english

08.07.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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