Kelli

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My professor is penalizing all of us for AI use because of the "unusually high" grades on our OPEN BOOK final.....

I don't want to know things anymore. I know enough things. I just want to hang out and read fiction and be happy and not learn any new things or hear any news.

And don't get me started on the male delivery drivers posing as women on their accounts 😡

I have been a huge Instacart user for 6+ years, but I think I'm finally done. The service has consistently gotten worse while fees get higher. No reminder about the charge for my yearly membership and now refusing a refund or change to a monthly subscription. Terrible customer service.

TBH it's not something I ever even considered. It was his suggestion and it took me a minute to agree LOL

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Fiance and I just combined our boxes of random chargers and cords, which strangely felt like a bigger deal than getting married

I'm listening to such a good book, but the narrator keeps giving everyone in the Jersey burbs a surfer dude accent and it's making me rage

As a book lover, is there anything worse than finding a really good audiobook with a really awful narrator?

Dealing with my first fruit fly, I am not ready for this again yet 😫

Love this! Charlotte Russe club dresses, razr in hand at all times. The good ole days.

I've always loved a plain hot coffee with cream in the morning, but lately I've been drinking iced espresso in a protein shake and its sooooo good that now I have coffee paralysis every morning trying to decide which to go with.

Just left for the jeweler to get my ring tightened…without said ring. Without any of my rings actually. How’s your Tuesday?

Three of my friends called me today. On the phone. Do they even know me at all??

Male instacart shoppers especially, but all instacart shoppers should have to pass a test. I messaged the dude and said ANY vanilla protein is good. Refunded. Chose another replacement. Refunded. Said "They don't have a single thing of protein powder at the grocery store??" Magically he found some.

I think most people are intuitively aware of this but something like the official White House account posting an “ASMR” video of shackled immigrants is not just cruel for its own sake, it’s intentional envelope-pushing to ramp up to desensitization over inhumane detention, camps, and deaths

Facebook marketplace is hell, full of the dumbest people on the planet. That being said, if anyone wants to buy a 2015 Macbook air for cheap lmk 🙃

Just realized I was an extra in a movie with Barry Keoghan and that means I'm only 3 degrees of separation from Taylor Swift. 😂

Is there a worse shipping company than DHL? How are they still in business??

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I never thought finding a non-barn wedding venue was going to be so difficult but here we are.

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Lord I promise if you give me back my 25 year old body I will not mess it up again. Amen.

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When a professor's lecture is literally just reading what you just read in the textbook.

Tennessee bill would prohibit voting against Trump immigration policies The legislation could mean jail time and a fine for those supporting sanctuary policies designed to protect migrants.

I'm sorry, has everyone lost their minds? A FELONY for voting against Trump's policy?? Am I missing something here? What the fuck is going on? www.newsweek.com/tennessee-bi...

That being said, choosing a bridal party is so far the most stressful part and I hate it.

Planning a wedding in *all of this* feels so dystopian

I need a drink.

Breathe. Embrace your free time. Pour into your community. Respect what you can't control. Reject nihilism. Remember pace and perspective. Burnout is the enemy and helps no one, least of all yourself, and should be stridently avoided. That's the only way we're gonna get through this. And we will.

@palmer2themax.bsky.social Hi friend!