Jacob Kix

While I 100% agree with you. I will say being forced to read the great Gatsby in highschool did more damage to my willingness to read novels than any amount of Internet doom scrolling ever could.

something funny about a journal called "Futurism" making an article with this headline. But very accurate nonetheless.
Friends have a bit going where we keep adding to this one image with every new relavent headline:

As an IT professional I'm dreading seeing what fresh hell Microsoft has unleashed every update.

This makes Belmont's dialog in SotN sound like a professional Shakespearean actor.

Honestly, based.

Since when is Rotten Mango white?

I've been saying this for years. We millennials had our own cringe. It was okay then and it's okay now. Kids being kids.

Yeah I always saw Kim as the "Bad Luck Brian" of Voyager.

And the chosen battlefield? Mt. Doom

I'm notoriously easy going with movies. I'll genuinely enjoy a movie and find it absolutely hated on the Internet later.

Rise of Skywalker was so bad that I couldn't even enjoy it. It was the last air bender level of bad.

Dudes will literally ruin the entire planet to feel loved by a computer instead of playing animal crossing like the rest of us .

Lol I saw this and screenshot it to make this exact meme, but ironically

This is what I've been thinking at this point. The US is self destructing and Russia has lost most credibility as a military power. China is racing ahead in science and medicine.

If china just eased up on the authoritarian shit they would easily surpass the US on the world stage.

For the record. The only post mortem depictions of me I'll accept is a 3.4 ft x 6.7 ft oil painting of me in suit, placed above a fireplace in my families manor that, when activated by a hidden switch, will open to reveal a secret room that contains the next clue to my inheritance.

I swear to all get out if anyone does this to me after I die in haunting the shit outta youmm.

i am seriously begging democrats to bring the same smoke to this story that they brought to jimmy kimmel being indefinitely suspended

It's astounding that every other AI platform seems to be a yesbot. Just reaffirming everything the user says to an insane degree.

He has technology built to please humans and it won't agree with his dumb ass ideas. Genius level intellect.

Making a cartoon wobbling noise as he flails around dramatically before falling.

Shapiro is too short to see over the podium.

Holy shit let's fucking goooooo!!!

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Unfollowed for U/W..... /Jk

Anime titles be like:

You know how people will get in a rut by leaving their laundry on the bed, then moving it to their chair and back again. But it turns out it would take a lot less effort to just put them in their correct home, and it would be better for the clothes and for you?

Nah, dudes jumped on the boot licking train. Apparently being the "funny weed guy" on the Internet doesn't stop you from supporting the party that has demonized weed for decades.

I was thinking more of a statement of taking bad things in stride and making a the best of it

I had an idea for a tiefling character in DND with a broken horn. He decided to use the broken part as a hilt for a dagger.