Chris P

Toxic Benzo-mold. Super strain.

Fired because you weren’t woke? No, idiot, you were fired because you weren’t awake.

Time to dump Spotify - Chicago Reader Spotify was already a blight on music, and now CEO Daniel Ek is investing in AI weaponry. Chicagoans are joining an exodus from the platform.

Talked to a few Chicagoans about bailing on Spotify

I know, I saw in there where you said that, and I think you make a lot of great points.

Nobody is really making a bad point there, but the default format for framing an idea doesn’t have to be “Look at this guy!” Sometimes when I see a screen cap like that, I suspect it’s to keep people from clicking through to get the full context.

Even the NFL doesn’t pretend to be this clueless.

What he’s actually promising is a shittier commute.

This Economist Crunched the Numbers and Stopped Dating Men And she’s never been happier.

I think they’re maybe dunking on Roberts a little out of context. The screen cap in there was just a pithy comment at the end of a thread where he was discussing this article.

“Plays smart with the football…”

Suckin’ on ICE in gods country.

My first thought is that’s a pretty high gravy-to-chickpea ratio, but you know what, I’ll still give it a try.

A Twitter classic.

He still deserves a kick in his non-functioning prosthetic robot dick.

One of the times I burst out laughing during the movie.

He also won’t learn by yo-yo-ing back and forth like they did with Lenyn Sosa every time he slumped. Sosa just now looking like he’s figuring out the bat part. It’s why playing time is a resource, and they should invest some in Elko.

It is. They’re just embarrassed to admit it.

The White Sox hosting the Guardians and losing 9-5 on Friday. Enough breeze and beer to make it fun.

Bottlebrush grass going to seed.

A bucket of collected bottlebrush grass seeds and another bucket with ripe mayapples.

White Sox game last night, collecting seeds for prairie restoration today.

The Sox will have traded Miguel Vargas Jr., for a 23-year-old A-ball infielder and two 26-year-old AA relievers.

Palka optioned after ending 32-AB hitless streak CHICAGO -- The good news for White Sox outfielder Daniel Palka is his seventh-inning pinch-hit single to left ended a 0-for-32 slump to begin the 2019 season, extending to 0-for-34 back into 2018. But...

Optioned the next day.

I believe 0-for-32 before a pinch hit single. Didn’t get sent down right away, but it wasn’t long.

“Hello, Jacob May? Is that you?”

Texas cops won't even enter a school to stop children from being massacred, but they think they're going to jingle their stirrups into the shadow of Chicago and everybody is just going to step aside.

David Patrick Kelly is great. Awesome in Twin Peaks, also as a bad guy in the Bruce Willis Yojimbo remake Last Man Standing.

“Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?”

It’s the worst shit and a bunch of old grandpas swear by it because it was the first thing they had that wasn’t Budweiser.

🙏🏻 forgive me. I’ll retreat to the solace of a bourbon now.

Especially the draft, though they had a good run of amateur free agents like Magglio and Carlos Lee. After that Himes run of McDowell, Ventura, Thomas, Fernandez, it was hot garbage in the first round until Chris Sale.

Ventura under appreciated by Sox fans even before his disastrous stint at manager, which I don’t blame him for entirely.

I remember after Ventura broke his leg Peter Gammons saying on Baseball Tonight, “Chris Snopek is a Major League baseball player.” Not his finest bit of analysis. I’d wonder what happened after he was ok in 95-96, but the Sox struggled to matriculate prospects in the early-to-mid 90s.

Should have been more. Kelly Gruber did not deserve it in 1990 at the least.