Alive in Chicago (municipal boundary)

racists should be ready to get set straight on this bullshit in Chicago, but I bet they didn't expect folks are raising Nazi punchers (complimentary) in Lake Zurich, an 80% white village of 20,000 with 6 figure median income

actually even funnier and more amazing

New "what are you gonna do stab me" guy dropped

It's not like there aren't cops around in this neighborhood

If we abolish police who will do nothing to keep roads safe

Traffic light at Western/103 has been out since at least 330pm and has gone from blinking red to dead, as night falls. Why can't we get at least a couple cops to direct traffic? It's a scary place to cross the street even when the light is working.

Will never forget this news breaking at my kid's family birthday party and my FIL hesistantly saying... this is good, right? Obama will get to pick another justice! 😭😭😭

Having a tween means giving her a necklace that you can each wear half of and her saying "oh yay I'm gonna give this to A Friend!"😭❤️😭❤️ It's ok our bond transcends necklace

Twelve years ago I was about 7 months pregnant, went in for a non-stress test, and was holding a very tiny baby less than 2 hours later! My firstborn is almost a teenager, hard to believe it!

Yes the actual ship is not in house friendly dimensions

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

It was delicious! At least 2 other people had very fond nostalgic memories of the pretzel jello. It was made 2 days in advance and I think another 2 would have made it in the style of western Pennsylvania

The Little Mermaid musical has a sashimi joke which led to the discussion: 1) do mermaids eat sushi and 2) is it cannibalism. Kids ruled since the mermaid is half fish it would be approx like eating a monkey.

Strawberry/Jello/whipped cream/pretzel dessert

Went to a chili cook off and also got treated to my late grandma's classic Midwest pretzel jello dessert!

My condolences this is deeply unfair. and also, yay.

Queen shit

Truly shocking: Artist Judy Chicago's tale in Artnet of working with Google on the redesign of the former Thompson Center atrium is a horror story - incompetent, slipshod management meets corporate bureaucracy on steroids...
news.artnet.com/art-world/ju...

A multicolored quilt made of of scraps with the words WE KNOW WHAT WE SAW staggered down it with a large beautiful eye centered between the words. The eye has a rainbow camera aperture as the iris. It is quilted densely.

Another resistance quilt finished this week. The eye is my own design, the letters are a fpp pattern by QuiltByNight, the rounded corners and black binding are meant to resemble the phones we the people are using to document the horrors and disprove the government’s lies about what they are doing.

Handshake meme of Frank Lucas and Columbo. Above says hating a new coat from your wife

It's KERMIE. put some respect on his name.

The most embarrassing thing about my younger kid is flagrant disrespect for the muppets. One time they said "I don't get it, what's so great about a pig saying OH FROGGIE I LOVE YOU"

Look at me Chuck. Look at me. I'm Mrs Bailey now.

This joke is for people who love American Gangster and Columbo

Handshake meme of Frank Lucas and Columbo. Above says hating a new coat from your wife

Our tiny black kitten filled out and then was the star of a science fair project on food preference that acclimated him to being served varied treats with great fanfare and now he is a chonky orbcat

Oh she is so smol 😍

a man with glasses and a gray shirt says tables Alt: Tim Robinson says tables

My job today

Deadpool action figure stands holding an affirmation that says Gratitude is my superpower, and it fuels my greatness. Wearing a pink that says PFLAG He/Him

Tabling for PFLAG at a wellness fair with some help from a friend

Curl? Yeah I curl up with a good book and a nice cozy blanket

I've been substitute teaching and I feel I deserve some kind of Parent Bonus for clocking a kindergartener about to puke and sending them out to the nurses office before It happened🏅