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fuck you

02.11.2025 04:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fuck you

02.11.2025 04:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if I get up to take clothes out of the dryer I might miss out on being angry and anxious about baseball

02.11.2025 03:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

come the fuck on

02.11.2025 03:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

walk this off and take a big fat shit on the american flag

02.11.2025 03:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

9 more innings

02.11.2025 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ERNIE

02.11.2025 02:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

like every Oklahoman isn't wearing shorts and a hoodie rn

02.11.2025 02:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I SAW THE NEW TESLA MODEL

02.11.2025 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 222    ๐Ÿ” 54    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

let's go jayssssss

02.11.2025 02:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

garleans think they're so cool but they've got names like Penis las Vegas

15.07.2025 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1023    ๐Ÿ” 578    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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made korean bbq

01.11.2025 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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30.10.2025 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Printout on a shrink wrapped pallet of a sweaty bald man on his knees praying. It says DO NOT STACK ON THIS PALLET!

Printout on a shrink wrapped pallet of a sweaty bald man on his knees praying. It says DO NOT STACK ON THIS PALLET!

thatโ€™s right beg you miserable worm

29.10.2025 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5026    ๐Ÿ” 956    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24
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I totally didn't buy the book because of this comment. Nah.

28.10.2025 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 334    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Oh, so when Zohran Mamdani calls his father's cousin his "aunt," it's fine with you people, but when *I* call Knuckles the Echidna my "biological son" and post Sora-generated videos of me giving birth to him, it's somehow "disgusting"

28.10.2025 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 542    ๐Ÿ” 90    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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my Furfrou showing off her new Debutante trim that she got from a Scyther

my Furfrou showing off her new Debutante trim that she got from a Scyther

#PokemonZA

27.10.2025 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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might be one of the funniest videos iโ€™ve ever seen

26.10.2025 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24934    ๐Ÿ” 5579    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1219    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1125
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25.10.2025 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 399    ๐Ÿ” 96    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Ready for a prestige TV series about a post-Trump era where a truth and reconciliation commission has come up short, leaving a Dexter-like figure to go down a list of ICE goons. You don't even need other characters or plot. Or at least I don't.

26.10.2025 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 282    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Vandy!!!

25.10.2025 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hawlucha and I hanging out on the rooftops

Hawlucha and I hanging out on the rooftops

Hawlucha and I enjoying some tea

Hawlucha and I enjoying some tea

made a friend today

24.10.2025 23:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Kirby With Suspiciously Familiar Haircut Delivers News to Dead Soldier's Family Iconic Nintendo mascot Kirby recently delivered a deceased soldierโ€™s mother the news she feared most while bearing a suspiciously familiar haircut.

Kirby With Suspiciously Familiar Haircut Delivers News to Dead Soldierโ€™s Family

21.10.2025 13:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 406    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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DAVID ATTENBOROUGH VOICE: Nature is breathtaking.

19.10.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 62    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

fight fight fight for washington state

18.10.2025 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

me, struggling to remember the lyrics to 'Beef Bologna" after I was kicked in the head by a horse

18.10.2025 10:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weirdly fun to block the White House

17.10.2025 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5791    ๐Ÿ” 565    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 77    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

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