schweens

Going to start an organization Gavins Against Gavin.

Absolutely. Some people can't function without the threat of a foot up the ass

The two management styles are kitty forman and red forman

Oink

i feel like laptops technically count as computers since they have keyboards on them

media treats serial killers like super geniuses but every real serial killer has like three 'a cop saw them carrying around a bucket of limbs but they told the cop they were flowers and the cop let them go' stories in their career

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

If anyone ever gets on this app and calls Paper Mario a bad game that will be my Temecula moment. I will show up at your house

Diddy kong racing on the other hand does not hold up at all for me. Tried it again a few months back with friends and we switched to mario kart almost immediately

It's incredible still. What the hell

It's Gabbie Hanna even though my school has two active NFL starters. Being annoying online is the fame cheat code

Seeing the Human Tornado hurracurrana dunk in the new @kofie.bsky.social video took me back about 20 years

FTR is paying homage to the wrong era. We want our tag teams making dreamcast references

Imagine if they showed up and turned on each other immediately

Jeff Hafley got to coach against the Eagles offense this past year. It was a disgusting football game that no one should ever revisit. And now that game is running the Dolphins

Never heard of this guy. Is this good?

Rome must burn, this future must not be allowed to pass.

Might be time to head out soon

Microsoft announces 400 billion dollar investment in sega genesis technology

Jack and Diane were probably real fucking annoying

Still waiting to hear back from I R Baboon LLC

Holy shit I can make a whole $13 an hour to work for You're Life Coach

The Patriots need Seattle defenders to start falling down

The closest I have is I went to a concert once where the opening rapper brought a hoop on stage mid set and spent 5 minutes doing dunks

60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

I was going to ask why these guys are pretending like they never played football in San Fran but then I remembered about concussions, weed, and booze

It almost looks like a piece of fishing line is growing out of my head

Welp I found a long ass gray hair on my head. I'm officially chopped or whatever

Stevens lost immediately, but it was pretty good. I should have known Charles Mason wasn't going out in rd 1