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Early in his first term, I argued that it was foolish to call any act of corruption, incompetence, or outright villainy a distraction from any other: It was all a non-stop shit-show, all the time, because that's all Trump and his cronies were capable of. Clickhole makes the same point with satire.

31.01.2026 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"This isn't who we are!"
Yes, it is.
But it's not who we ought to be.

23.01.2026 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We live in a cockalorumocracy.

18.01.2026 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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To be fair, every modern American flying the Gadsen flag has always read that phrase as "Don't tread on ME!" -- with a racially charged "But definitely tread on THEM!" both intended and implied.

16.01.2026 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We live in Orwellian times.

14.12.2025 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm starting to wonder how much "the male loneliness epidemic" is just straight and bisexual women identifying low-effort, mean, and incompetent men and choosing not to date, marry, and tolerate them anymore

06.12.2025 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8150    ๐Ÿ” 1083    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 284    ๐Ÿ“Œ 243
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Hagueseth is out there committing war crimes without an actual war. That's... an achievement, I guess.

04.12.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ditto for all those super macho douche bros with "No Fear" stickers on their trucks.

29.11.2025 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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To be fair, the psy op was homegrown when it was the oligarch-funded astroturf Tea Party movement, but it's only natural for democracy-destroying ideological cancer to draw foreign investors.

25.11.2025 13:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Propagandists? No, that's just corporations again...
Bigots! That's it!

22.11.2025 03:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is from 2016, but it's even more obvious now. I guarantee you *every* ICE thug would describe himself as a patriot.

16.11.2025 16:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Republican policies have never been good for "the economy," just for already-rich assholes consumed by greed for more.

01.11.2025 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Can a statement that is perfectly true become truer over time? Yes, clearly.

20.10.2025 10:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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*mic dropping sound*

18.10.2025 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What most actual Antifa groups in the US actually do is identify and track far right/neo-Nazi groups and individuals.

I'll bet $ THAT'S why Trump, Miller etc are so anxious to convince you Antifa is a bunch of terrorists & also why ICE agents wear masks. Who do you THINK they're recruiting?

04.10.2025 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Charlie Kirk was awful. What was done to Charlie Kirk was awful. Republicans only care when awful things are done to people who share and advance their awful agenda.

14.09.2025 23:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On the flip side, people who never engage in any serious self-examination are the most likely to be utterly certain that not only is *their* way of life worthwhile, it's the *only* way of life that is.

What this has to do with *waves hands broadly at world* is left as an exercise for the reader.

03.09.2025 04:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The unexamined life is not worth living -- and you have to examine your life at least a little to get even a glimpse at what that might mean.

03.09.2025 03:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's hard to capture the sheer absurdity of regretful Trump voters, but this comes close.

29.08.2025 02:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Most of them are loyal apparatchiks so amoral that they don't require bribery to hide Trump's pedophilia. But it's still a great double burn.

26.08.2025 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Also, I want a running headcount of pardoned January 6 insurrectionists who land jobs with Shitler's gestapo.

02.08.2025 20:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Republican "Christian values" on full display.

24.07.2025 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A MAGA bot network on X is divided over the Trump-Epstein backlash Researchers have found hundreds of fake X accounts that support the Trump administration.

"Web of Xitter pro-Trump spam-bots self-destructs over Epstein cover-up" is a lot of schadenfreude to process all at once.

www.nbcnews.com/tech/interne...

23.07.2025 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Three years ago, every Republican in the House voted against requiring the FBI, Homeland Security, and the Pentagon to investigate and report on White supremacist/ neo-Nazi activity within the military and federal law enforcement. It's not just Trump and his cronies, it's the whole damned party.

16.07.2025 11:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now we have our own home-grown tyranny every bit as greedy and corrupt as the ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ค๐˜ช๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ณรฉ๐˜จ๐˜ช๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ oligarchs of France, and our descendants might well celebrate the anniversary of citizens storming "Alligator Alcatraz."

14.07.2025 23:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Today is "la Fรชte nationale," a.k.a. Bastille Day, which celebrates the 236th anniversary of a key turning point of the French Revolution, the storming of the infamous prison which symbolized tyranny and had been used to hold many political prisoners.

14.07.2025 23:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I Have No Idea How Anything Works But I'm Sure I Can Write Software to Do It Better: The AI-hyping Techbro Story" #FuckAI

09.07.2025 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Declaration of Independence is a document no honest person can read without thinking that Trump bears far more resemblance to King George III than he does any of the signers.

04.07.2025 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yup.

28.06.2025 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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