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Jamie Firth

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I do theatre, comedy, video games, silly voices and stuff. Currently "Lovett" at Edinburgh Fringe: https://www.pleasance.co.uk/event/lovett

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The alarm clock in "Groundhog Day" reads "6am" as Bill Murray looks at it.

The alarm clock in "Groundhog Day" reads "6am" as Bill Murray looks at it.

Did YOU get up early for it?
This morning it was the exact time that Bill Murray keeps waking up in "Groundhog Day"!

21.10.2025 10:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In Indiana Jones/Crystal Skull there's a moment where Shia LeBeouf picks up Indy's hat and looks like he's about to become the new Indiana Jones.

Someone in a screening said, loudly, "Don't you fucking dare."

02.08.2025 10:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 118    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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She got all the classic musical theatre poses already.
Though her jazz hands are a bit stern and wooden.

29.07.2025 12:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am now absolutely desperate, and I can see it all so clearly, for Liz Truss's "Tell Me on a Sunday" tour around the arts centres of East Anglia.

29.07.2025 12:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Might not be around much longer, as the verification system has downgraded my face from just "old" to...

25.07.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

100% agree. It's so corporately bland - although the really ace Hummel shirts were 3rd kits weren't they?
Hopefully they're holding one back and we don't get to wear this nonsense.

25.07.2025 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh really? I've not been watching anyone on the West Holt stage tbf.

29.06.2025 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've seen a lot of "standing on someone's shoulders" in the Glastonbury coverage. When did this become a thing?

29.06.2025 15:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hah. Keep me posted - I want to make sure I'm prepared for that.

23.06.2025 11:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ron Swanson:
"Metaphors? I hate metaphors. That's why my favourite book is Moby Dick. No froo-froo symbolism, just a good tale about a man who hates an animal."

Ron Swanson: "Metaphors? I hate metaphors. That's why my favourite book is Moby Dick. No froo-froo symbolism, just a good tale about a man who hates an animal."

I love this joke.

21.06.2025 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or maybe he's (winks at camera) a bear?

20.06.2025 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Might be saving the reveal for later?
"Then, suddenly one mornin', I woke up Goose Springsteen."

20.06.2025 13:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great review in general but let's all particularly take some time to enjoy the opening two paragraphs

16.06.2025 11:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

It's... Sooo... Beautiful...

13.06.2025 06:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OK.

Omg.

12.06.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was just hot-footing it here to say exactly this.
I only saw it a month ago and thoroughly enjoyed it: Hard to think of a more loving, honest, and smart biopic with pitch-perfect casting.

11.06.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They doing Klarna?

26.05.2025 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"It was cruel kids, sure, but back in 2025 we gave the winner of the "16th Vs 17th in the league" award... the "Vainquers Trophy".
It was pretty funny."

21.05.2025 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did my personality test and it spat out three photos of Ben Wyatt, plus a photo of me that i'm pretty sure was taken without my knowledge across an otherwise empty restaurant.
Seems pretty accurate all round.

19.05.2025 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?

guard: [looking away] fine

wife: did something happen?

guard: [tearing up] no

wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

18.05.2025 21:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20431    ๐Ÿ” 4626    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 73    ๐Ÿ“Œ 37

I'm so annoyed because, at some point, there was a website somewhere where they had isolated tracks of that and you could mix it yourself in like an interactive recording studio.
But I cannot find it - I don't *think* it was only in my head, but where!?

16.05.2025 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is so weird because I didn't see this post. But, earlier on, I thought about it and listened to it!
We added it very last minute as part of our pre-show music last year at the Bristol Old Vic - anyone in the auditorium early got it at a million decibels cos we forgot to check.
Absolute banger.

16.05.2025 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm 24 hours ahead, and sympathising hard.

15.05.2025 05:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This was my first thought too.

Or it will be. At some point.

:)

13.05.2025 22:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Old wives tale.
Purports to block the smells of their old home and slowly reveal the new ones as they lick the delicious butter from their paws.
I'm very glad I Googled it before absolutely wrecking the carpets.

11.05.2025 09:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This reminds me of advice to put butter on a cat's paws when we moved. It turned out to be a tissue of lies, probably invented by the Rug Doctor people.

11.05.2025 09:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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No YOU spent an hour last night trying to perfect a Spaceballs font for absolutely no intended purpose.

10.05.2025 09:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Old five. #pusb

09.05.2025 08:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Feeling for those cardinals: even on the second day of the festival the toilets are always gross by now.

08.05.2025 07:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just took 93yr old Cardinal to vote at Conclave, he's registered blind. In a very loud voice he said, "Which box for Pizzaballa?" A cheer went up from those waiting by the chimney.

07.05.2025 08:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 253    ๐Ÿ” 46    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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