Jamie Firth

Just got served an ad for "Five".
Not sure if it's a gig or just putting union jacks up on lamp posts, but I'm in either way.

Also weren't they "5ive"? What happened?

She's a 10/10 but excel thinks she's October 10th

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

This back and forth reminds me why I miss that other platform so much, and all the people I found there who would have conversations I was so, so glad to passively hear. :)

YouTube video by Jamie Firth Bane reads "The Night Before Christmas"

Merry Xmas to all. And to all a Dark Knight.

Me waiting for the DLR doors to open at Bank, about to make the quick switch to the Northern Line to make a connecting National Rail service at St Pancras.

Thoughts and prayers. X

The alarm clock in "Groundhog Day" reads "6am" as Bill Murray looks at it.

Did YOU get up early for it?
This morning it was the exact time that Bill Murray keeps waking up in "Groundhog Day"!

In Indiana Jones/Crystal Skull there's a moment where Shia LeBeouf picks up Indy's hat and looks like he's about to become the new Indiana Jones.

Someone in a screening said, loudly, "Don't you fucking dare."

She got all the classic musical theatre poses already.
Though her jazz hands are a bit stern and wooden.

I am now absolutely desperate, and I can see it all so clearly, for Liz Truss's "Tell Me on a Sunday" tour around the arts centres of East Anglia.

Might not be around much longer, as the verification system has downgraded my face from just "old" to...

100% agree. It's so corporately bland - although the really ace Hummel shirts were 3rd kits weren't they?
Hopefully they're holding one back and we don't get to wear this nonsense.

Oh really? I've not been watching anyone on the West Holt stage tbf.

I've seen a lot of "standing on someone's shoulders" in the Glastonbury coverage. When did this become a thing?

Hah. Keep me posted - I want to make sure I'm prepared for that.

Ron Swanson: "Metaphors? I hate metaphors. That's why my favourite book is Moby Dick. No froo-froo symbolism, just a good tale about a man who hates an animal."

I love this joke.

Or maybe he's (winks at camera) a bear?

Might be saving the reveal for later?
"Then, suddenly one mornin', I woke up Goose Springsteen."

Great review in general but let's all particularly take some time to enjoy the opening two paragraphs

It's... Sooo... Beautiful...

OK.

Omg.

I was just hot-footing it here to say exactly this.
I only saw it a month ago and thoroughly enjoyed it: Hard to think of a more loving, honest, and smart biopic with pitch-perfect casting.

They doing Klarna?

"It was cruel kids, sure, but back in 2025 we gave the winner of the "16th Vs 17th in the league" award... the "Vainquers Trophy".
It was pretty funny."

Did my personality test and it spat out three photos of Ben Wyatt, plus a photo of me that i'm pretty sure was taken without my knowledge across an otherwise empty restaurant.
Seems pretty accurate all round.

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?

guard: [looking away] fine

wife: did something happen?

guard: [tearing up] no

wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

I'm so annoyed because, at some point, there was a website somewhere where they had isolated tracks of that and you could mix it yourself in like an interactive recording studio.
But I cannot find it - I don't *think* it was only in my head, but where!?

This is so weird because I didn't see this post. But, earlier on, I thought about it and listened to it!
We added it very last minute as part of our pre-show music last year at the Bristol Old Vic - anyone in the auditorium early got it at a million decibels cos we forgot to check.
Absolute banger.