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#1 Sunday Times bestselling author, because apparently that matters. New Statesman, New World, Oh God What Now, The Newsletter of (Not Quite) Everything, Paper Cuts (RIP). Not an American.

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"grok can now be an anime girlfriend for y"

you dash awake in your tent in Carthage in 217BC, the future laid out clear for you, silicon valley cannot come to pass, rome must burn

08.08.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 84    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

First person, along with the other two Apollo 8 crew members, to leave earth orbit to see it as a sphere

08.08.2025 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not saying the rest of it is fine, to be clear. I picked that out only because it undermines the case many transphobes claim to be making.

08.08.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just found a YouTube version of this and my god it's Proustian

08.08.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People are scared. the government should be reassuring them rather than helping stoke their fears.

08.08.2025 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Normally I would agree, but while there are those in government who are willing to brief that the previous position was an over reach in the hope of support from one side, I don't think it's either fair or reasonable to expect the other to give benefit of the doubt and calmly wait for clarity.

08.08.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes - but this is why you need to draft this stuff extremely carefully so as not to disadvantage anyone, and they haven't done that.

08.08.2025 17:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No: I'm accusing the law the Supreme Court has to follow of bigotry.

08.08.2025 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Being rooted in law does not preclude something also being bigotry.

08.08.2025 17:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Boom Town "Boom boom boom boom, Iโ€™m gonna shoot you right down, right off your feet. Take you home with me. Put you in my house.โ€ Anniversaries so often fly by once...

buttondown.com/cooray_smith...

New on Psychic Paper.

"BOOM!"
"Booooom???"
"BOOOOOOOM!"

It's all Greek to me.

08.08.2025 10:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a sign reading "I just want to say if you are trans and reading this I love you & so do all my mates"

a sign reading "I just want to say if you are trans and reading this I love you & so do all my mates"

obviously that was incoherent because I'm angry, anyway I saw this on Cambridge Heath Road yesterday and thought it was nice

08.08.2025 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 164    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Just gonna state for the record that this is appalling, and the tell it's rooted in bigotry rather than women's safety is that it risks preventing trans men - a group assigned female at birth - from accessing using toilets. It's an unworkable bloody mess, and those pushing it should be ashamed.

08.08.2025 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 313    ๐Ÿ” 112    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

oh nice, I pass through often - I'm between the two BG stations

08.08.2025 15:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

puts Harper Lee into perspective doesn't it

08.08.2025 15:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Abolish the Minimum Income Requirement

Abolish the Home Office

06.08.2025 07:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 127    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Robert Elms - 08/08/2025 - BBC Sounds Everything you need to know about London from architecture to accents and great music.

If anyone wants to hear me talk about borders in London and elsewhere (what? They MIGHT), I was on BBC London earlier. Starts at 36.40:

08.08.2025 14:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Public Enemy Number One This week: why Jeremy Hunt should be the new Liam Byrne. Also: whatever happened to the Near East? And the lightning map of the world.

Also, regarding Hunt, I wrote this, he's dreadful.

08.08.2025 13:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The problem is not "being a landlord" though that isn't great either. The problem is *she literally made people homeless*. I'm not sure you grasp what a touchstone issue renters' rights has become.

08.08.2025 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She hasn't done anything illegal. You can probably argue she hasn't done anything immoral (although many would disagree). She has absolutely done something that is incompatible with holding the post of "minister for homelessness".

08.08.2025 13:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sure you a quick Google will help with that

08.08.2025 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh my GOD (Ht @amynmerchant.bsky.social)

08.08.2025 13:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 178    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

oh my god

08.08.2025 13:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can't be the homelessness minister while literally evicting people. You wouldn't have the moral authority. She had to go.

08.08.2025 12:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, which would be fine if she wasn't in politics, but alas

08.08.2025 12:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What do you think the solution to the housing crisis is?

08.08.2025 11:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

okay, so you don't have to have social housing - but why should that mean no one else gets any ?

08.08.2025 11:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They were designed for people who see buses as street furniture nor a form of transportation.

08.08.2025 11:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sure - but then the question becomes, why did neither Ali nor Starmer note the obvious problem here?

08.08.2025 11:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm also annoyed because I live in that constituency and I already suspected Labour might have a fight on their hands in what should be a safe seat and now I just feel like we's gonna get a bloody Aspire MP aren't we that's what's going to happen

08.08.2025 10:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 72    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thanks! rather nice down there - am a big fan of Beckenham Place Park

08.08.2025 09:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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