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I think the Stranger Things finale was great and wrapped everything up nicely. My only gripe walking away from the series is they didn’t bother making a Murray action figure, but we did get this stupid thing:

Very pure right here

✨ iconic

I always fantasized about a series where Ben Grimm gets frustrated over a fight gone wrong and leaves the Fantastic 4 for a while and goes to Mexico and winds up wrapped up in this mutant luchador league.

God, you’re telling me! No one warned me how much colder these winters would be living a block in from the beach! Take me back!

This is the best fast food holiday promotion that I can think of since basically the year 2000.

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And now it’s time for the real reason for the season: @mst3kofficial.bsky.social

Yeah, the parade really hit a crazy stride on that run from Stranger Things to TMNT to Toys r Us. I would argue that was an all time run.

Never mind. Busta Rhymes is rapping with the ninja turtles. This is a great day.

Okay, the parade has peaked. A demogorgon bobbing and weaving to Cold as Ice. It’s not going to get better than that. Pack it up folks.

🎶 like Scoob, she caught me eating sandwich. It wasn’t me. 🎶

Look kids! It’s Ask Jeeves! Over here Jeeves!

Is he a dragon? A cockroach? A dragroach?

The legacy of Barney is an interesting one. He’s a tried and true friend but also is immediately mentally associated with blankets that smell like piss.

I think the other hosts are having a hard time too. He’ll drop a really in depth cool facts about the parade, and it cuts back to the other hosts and they’re like “haha, yeah, you should eat some hot wings! 😀”

Damn, they need to bring whatever this demon is back!

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Happy Thanksgiving! It’s parade day, so you know I gotta pop out of my coffin and see what’s going on over here!

I think he’s doing pretty good so far, I’m usually against anything new in the parade since it’s so steeped in tradition, but he’s doing good so far with all the cool facts and history.

Another Macy’s Thanksgiving parade, another year without a giant balloon of The General. Hope they get it right soon.

Happy Thanksgiving to all my friends out there! Hope you’re enjoying a hearty breakfast while you watch the parade! 🦃🎈

Shout out to my friend and yours: @sammyhain.bsky.social for mailing me this fantastic piece of fast food regalia that was inaccessible to me!

Happy Fappy, my friend!

Advent Calendar House | ALF: Turkey in the Straw A Fappiano you’ll never forget. Guests: Tom Coombs, Jayme Kilsby, Chad Young.

In 1988, ALF had a 2-part Thanksgiving special guest-starring David Ogden Stiers as a homeless man hiding out in the Tanners’ garage.

Happy Fappiano from @brainexploder.bsky.social, @horrormoviebbq.bsky.social, @thepopdaddy.bsky.social, and me.

It was cool growing up and learning how that chair scared the living shit out of everyone

All of our stocks have gone up significantly since you joined us here in the great garden state.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GUILTY @brainexploder.bsky.social !!!

Also, he keeps predicting the future left and right: