Jbonesy

World's most wooden reporter

But then come the Stevie Spins!

When you find ghost boxers but you're told they look like a ton of swimmers.... and you realize that still checks out.
Happy 13 Nights of Halloween

....thats fookin awful.

I saw these things sell pretty quick and then rot for 4 weeks.
I bought up series 1 and then it never seemed to take off again...dead dead

Don't forget, Columbus was a useless t.w.a.t. Who didnt FIND shit on Spain's dime.

Have a nice day, hopefully off of work!

- Sincerely, A Very Italian American

Tuna here! Get your Buffalo Ranch Tuna, here!

The will to live?
In THIS economy?!

Just putting my cashtag and PayPal out there... in case the warriors of the universe want to smile upon anyone.

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Let's dive in brotha!

It's up but its not lit. 2025 Halloween Yard is almost done!

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It's an annual watch here, always felt like it didnt get the love for being the weirdo stop motion Burton love letter it is.

ADORN THE COMBAT CHASIS!

Just some silly ass spooky stuff now that we're in October.
Cuz If the insta people must be subjected, then so shall YOU.

You look skinny.. yeah I know you're trying but you need to eat. C'mere, pull up a chair and you can tell me what's going on while we peruse the local mat of advertising.

Hey peeps, many library cards will give you free access to Kanopy! Here are some horror movies they have in their library: The Vourdalak, A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night, Train to Busan, Exhuma, Oddity, Let the Right One In, The Wicker Man, Birth/Rebirth, Titane, Starve Acre, Ganja & Hess.

My content? It's free but its Just me telling you how proud I am of you while I slowly bleed from my ears.
It's wholesome. Little spicy.

A forest foliage colored friend

Kid on the left still owes me 20 bucks

Thar be fungus among us!

....thats an unholy brown color

Watching the 90s Addams Family and suddenly your heart breaks knowing you have a brother out in the world who would never hold a seance if you we're lost.

Guess I'll sleep when im..something something

I feel ya man, and im proud of you. It took major illness to drop 30lbs and trying to keep it off during this season sucks.

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Weird how the wallets always empty before October even starts.

The happy birthday, lady

This praline whiskey says you taste like boring

You know better! The oat milk can't be trusted!