@profjbones.bsky.social
Spooky $h!t. Self Deprecating Humor Drier Than a Camel's Ass. Occasional Gentleman.
#MondayMood
18.08.2025 13:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Oh no, someone turned OFF @therealelvira.bsky.social !
I didn't think it was possible!
Kudos brotha. Most jobs are fucked, im glad you got into something good
15.08.2025 20:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0How do you all possibly keep eating at McDonald's for these toys without getting an extreme case of...........
THE RUNS?!
I think its the only way we're allowed to drink them?
14.08.2025 01:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hi guys and gals! It's Wednesday, Let's kick back with a cocktail and SCreAM inTO ThE VoiD!
14.08.2025 01:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You'd think he'd fuck off by now, but nooooo
13.08.2025 21:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just a little peek into things here.
Crickets, frogs, moonlight over the marshes and bay.
Not much to some but....it's home.
Kill
It
With
Fire
1) shes obviously an amazing woman
2) there ain't nothing wrong with dino nuggets
That's like.. 9 cents an ounce!
11.08.2025 19:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Didn't spot the local rare bird tonight in our travels.
Failing my Nigel Thornberry Era.
Very nicely done!
10.08.2025 02:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Feeling OLD today. It isnt often, but im tired and I've never liked having it creep up on me.
HOWEVER, this is all after swinging a sledge to breakup concrete, move it, repour, repaint some interior, cleanup the yard, and strip a metal wagon in 8 hours.
Stiiiilllll got it.
I fukkin hope so
09.08.2025 02:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0BUBBA GODDAMN HOTEP!
09.08.2025 02:41 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I made a smol friend today and his name is SKWISHY and I love him
08.08.2025 01:44 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Listed fucko, im sunburnt and exhausted from hauling around people's crap all day.
Be nice or Fuck Off
Not in the last 2000 years
04.08.2025 15:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Congrats my bud! I know you're gonna kill it so I'll spare the Good Luck!
04.08.2025 15:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Now that most of the gang is a bit older, I've introduced my 3 oldest kids to Raiders of The Lost Ark.
Most of them love it, but my 8 year old son's biggest takeaway?
"A nazi? PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE!"
THAT'S my boy.
World's biggest downgrade in animation
03.08.2025 13:43 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0H
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This "work Saturday just to have it be a total DOGSHIT day" nonsense is getting real tiring.
02.08.2025 15:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Holy crap, it's august
01.08.2025 16:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We don't da food right in NJ
01.08.2025 01:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sorry I yelled out, "BLESS THIS MESS," when I climaxed.
30.07.2025 17:41 β π 268 π 100 π¬ 10 π 0Life Boy?
31.07.2025 16:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It's 11:11 muthafukas
MAGIC HOUR
