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@profjbones.bsky.social

Spooky $h!t. Self Deprecating Humor Drier Than a Camel's Ass. Occasional Gentleman.

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02.02.2026 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Blessed Imbolc and Full Moon to all who enjoy in this frigid, icy night
Some believe Brigid roams the world as the first signs of Spring flutter in the Earth and it's creatures. A good time for looking inward and prepping for big changes to come.

02.02.2026 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah! MY BONES!

28.01.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AAAAAAAAAAHH

28.01.2026 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not nearly this dramatic but its the vibe

27.01.2026 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What, like Spawn?

25.01.2026 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Crash
Nymphomaniac
Smokey and The Bandit
Babe 2: Pig in The City....what?

25.01.2026 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Psst!

Cheers, mate

25.01.2026 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Another day of this country making me want to vomit.

Im glad my kids aren't plugged in enough to ask why our government isnt protecting us and people have to walk around scared every day.

24.01.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

May it happen sooner than you dream of.

24.01.2026 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Restaurants? I've only known them at ice cream joints and eventually hotels

24.01.2026 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Quote post with a picture of you being a dork
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(Ps, this pic is.. oh my lord.. almost 20 years old)

24.01.2026 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Frustrating yes, but im fighting to see the light side of it. I don't even feel...sick. but I hope there is improvement too, thank you.

24.01.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, im keeping the fingers crossed. Sorry to hear about your friend, I hope things turn around for them soon.

24.01.2026 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, no thank you.
Theyre too needy and keep asking to be felt.

(Also, how is the Industry For The Blind creating such awful looking things?)

23.01.2026 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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an older man with a mustache is sitting in a living room and says `` diabetes intensifies '' . ALT: an older man with a mustache is sitting in a living room and says `` diabetes intensifies '' .

So. Imma rant a moment.

The theory is I have covid related organ damage and though ive lost weight and make better choices, i need to start injections to keep my blood sugar down.
I hate the idea of the rest of my life being dictated by a virus.
Its defeating and gross.
Manageable, but still.

23.01.2026 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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a bald man wearing glasses is making a funny face while sitting in front of a wall . ALT: a bald man wearing glasses is making a funny face while sitting in front of a wall .
23.01.2026 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Will Smith

22.01.2026 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My pancreas is a dirty rotten fucker

22.01.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't encourage him

22.01.2026 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MYAAAAAHHHHH to you, as well

22.01.2026 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Boy do i feel ya on this. Ive been having a hard time lately and I get it. Youre supposed to be grateful for everything but its the same everything thats adding the weight some times.

Its not forever but that doesn't always make it easier.

22.01.2026 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Am I the only one getting Thor Ragnarok vibes off Eternia?

22.01.2026 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good for you bud, i hope this is a big improvement for you AND it allows you to keep doing the good work you do making the lives of these patients better and happier. Take the win AND the credit, you've earned it.

22.01.2026 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ive been thinking about this lately and agree we need to slow down. Its makes me think about a childhood favorite where everything seemed a slower pace and a simpler approach that seems out of touch in 2026, that I'd like to adopt.
I speak of course, of Frog and Toad.

22.01.2026 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's Hedley, to you.

22.01.2026 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You leave Horse Thor anatomy out of this

22.01.2026 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I SAY THEE NEEEEIIIGH

22.01.2026 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is holding his hand to his chest . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding his hand to his chest .
22.01.2026 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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