Digital Mozart

i own a steam deck btw

Oh wow, I used to have this one when I was younger!

Videogame meme.

ME ASF

Viva la poultry! 🐓

Immediate subscribe! Great stuff! 😊

"That makes me uncomfortable!"

ⓘ This account will make posts like "do i have to listen to A-pop through J-pop to appreciate K-pop" and continue to evade suspension

Angelfire in 1997

Did you know that the 1998 Tiger Electronics Pokedex has unique monochrome sprites that have never been extracted? I was considering making a Pokedex app for the Arduboy and trying to dump the ROM. Would anyone use this? Or even want to help me with reverse engineering?

I would pay top dollar if these were physically printed cards 👀

I have the vinyl of this show! The whole play was recorded in a studio and then sold with the script! I was surprised when I heard Rue playing Lady Bird hahaha

Me: *Adjusting my headphones because they're falling out*

My headphones: I turn off ☺️

Me: No I-

My headphones: I skip forwards ☺️

Me: Please I just want to stop you falli-

My headphones: I turn volume down ☺️

Me: PLEASE!!!

My headphones: I turn off ☺️

child custody rap battle

the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from early-'90s personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded

When playing chess, one of the most devastating moves your opponent can play is the dreaded check mate. This pretty much fucks you

X is now Temu 8Chan.

ok google, how to install executive functioning

Accidentally cut an old cat-5 cable and now the basement is flooded with internet.

What’s your favorite song about cutting your life into pieces as your last resort?

Me: It doesn't have a tail, so I'm pretty sure it's a hamster.

Tech support: *sigh*

Fine. Right click on your hamster...

“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next

“Holy infant so tender and mild” will never not be funny, don’t write lyrics when you’re hungry.

Windows 98 Plus! - Space

pro tip: by using a linux phone as your main, you can make sure you do Exciting things while in public transportation, such as debugging bluetooth audio, rather than boring, normie things, such as listening to music

I've been slowly making my way through every Pac-Guy game. There's a weird amount of lore

CheatCodes

I'm SO ready

We have a Smart TV so Internet connectivity is important. It wouldn’t connect over our WiFi. Off I went to The Big Box Of Cables and BOOM! A spare piece of CAT-6 cable! Again, The Big Box Of Cables saves the day!

they'll never make another good assassin's creed game because they won't make another one about being a greasy fuckboy who beats a spanish pope into a coma