Brock Winstead

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does anyone know if we have america tomorrow

"hey err freindssss today uh we're gunnnnnn drawa WOLLLLLLFFF"

My daughter is watching a "how to draw a wolf cub" video on YT. I offered to play it at half speed so it was easier for her to follow along. So now she's receiving drawing instructions from a man who has very recently consumed 6 beers.

My new thing is going to be pronouncing both "u"s in "vacuuming". Everybody's gotta have a thing.

We should have reserved the term "ghost gun" to refer to the actual ghost of a dead gun.

*shakes head slowly, stares off into the distance*

Oh man. Did it have that floppy buffet bacon?

Not the first well-known Minnesotan to note that an escalator can only become stairs.

My tombstone would say "I do not wish to be perceived," but I don't want anyone to notice it.

disingenuous, squalid, and dishonorable

Unhinged behavior.

When all you have is a fascism, everything is an enemy from within to be met with force.

The eternal dilemma

This is my issue with the word "cornbread". Properly made, it is unsandwichable.

Oh man now you've given me a homework assignment before I see it. (That's not a complaint.)

Microsoft Teams trying to get me to use some "AI" bullshit, with a sentence that begins with the word "utilize", so already we're on bad terms. Text in image, from a pop-up in Teams, reads: Get Agents for personal productivity Utilize pre-built agents to help you refine your skills, navigate your career growth and create visually stunning content! Two buttons: No Thanks, Get Started

There is not a far away enough off for this to fuck.

Truly a classic of the age, or any age

Thank you!

👀

Paging @burritojustice.bsky.social , any ability to resurrect the maps you made for my Boom essay? Long shot, I know.

Oh. Hey, thanks.

Yeah all right, okay earth, that's enough out of you

who up contemplating they mortality

Earthqu-awake

I think this is true with a slight variation. Hazing -- punishment of younger by older because the older were once subject to that same punishment -- is stupid and cruel.

What Miller lacked was not hazing per se. What he lacked was suitably physical consequences for his antisocial utterances.

“Drat,” said Toad.

Love that ballpark

Also, looking that one over, I'm reminded of what a delight the stereo separation is on many, many XTC tracks.

Yes but I don't know how to spell reversed percussion sounds.

("Pale Atlantis rising out of the west" is one of those "Oh you like read BOOKS books" phrases.)