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Cuomo gains the endorsement of yet another Epstein associate. He's really been racking those up.

I wouldn't want to be running against Amanda Edwards. Two other Democrats have beaten her before, and they both died not long after.

Andrew Cuomo was resoundingly rejected in the Dem Primary, but as his female staffers can attest, he has a hard time hearing "no"

And now his campaign messages are so out-of-step with reality that he can't find real people willing to parrot them in an ad, and needs to AI-generate them instead.

“Feminism destroyed the traditional family”

Or, hear me out, feminism gave women the freedom to choose between a career and a “traditional family”, and then late-stage capitalism made it unfeasible for most families to survive on one income. Y’all are mad at the wrong thing.

JD Vance has no incentive to be a good husband, because he likes it when his wife makes him sleep on the couch.

Reminder to everyone that the current proposed CR only extends govt funding until Nov 21st, beyond which they'll need a new CR. He can try to force Senate Dems' hand by keeping the House closed, but he has to open it by then.

I must also say, I'm glad the people of E-EK didn't fall for Braydon Maz's attempts to reinvent himself as some type of serious community advocate, and not the virulently racist, worker-hating far-right troll we all know him to be.

Emma Durand-Wood wins Elmwood-East Kildonan byelection | CBC News Residents in Winnipeg's Elmwood-East Kildonan ward cast ballots Saturday in a byelection for a new councillor, following the death of Jason Schreyer in April.

Congrtulations to @emmaewood.bsky.social on winning the Council seat for Elmwood-East Kildonan! Our city council needs more principled people who put community first. This is a welcome addition. #wpgpoli #mbpoli
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I hope every job application for new ICE agents gets held on file, and then the next Dem president takes those applications with names and personal info, and puts them on the terrorist watch list.

If people want to sling mud at Brigitte Macron, why not focus on the fact that she and Emmanuel met when he was 15, and she was 40 and his HS teacher, rather than making up bogus transvestigator theories.

If it can’t survive without stealing, then it shouldn’t survive.

Of course. How could I forget we live in a world where rich and famous sex predators are never held accountable.

Listen up, snowflake. This guy with a tender juicy delicious face is voting for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. Don't like it? Leave.

I've never met anyone on the left who isn't prepared to see some Democrat names in the files, or thinks those names should be protected.

Bullet clip with "Anti-ICE" written on it

Patel: Write some anti-ICE slogans on the bullets so we can blame it on the left.

The cartoon villain's bumbling henchmen:

The Trump era is like living in an alternate version of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" where the boy was never lying, the farm was constantly under attack by a ceaseless barrage of wolves, and people just went "Ugh, you're crying about wolves all the time. Nobody believes you anymore, shut the fuck up."

We love free speech so much that we're requiring EVERYONE must dutifully follow our state-mandated script about how much we love free speech.

Jimmy Kimmel Live! set to return after suspension: Disney | CBC News Jimmy Kimmel will soon be back on the air after his show was suspended last week. The Walt Disney Company said in a statement Monday that it has decided "to return the show on Tuesday."

Regardless of whether you’re a fan of Kimmel or late-night talk shows in general, it’s objectively a huge win that the people’s backlash was stronger than the regime’s calls for censorship.
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YouTube screenshot of The Charlie Kirk Show, being hosted from the White House by JD Vance, with Stephen Miller as the guest

I can't understate how bizarre it is, to have an "independent" political commentary/news show, in the aftermath of their host's death, just hand the show over to the administration. Have it hosted from the White House, by the Vice President, with various administration officials as guests.

If that's a veiled criticism about me, I won't hear it and I won't respond to it.

Holocaust Museum: Genocide is bad.

Israel:

Ditto will really just fuck anything that walks like god damn

Fish from Spongebob looking into the toilet

Oh that's the President of the United States casually condoning domestic violence UNPROMPTED.

It's crazy that scientists in Pokemon can ressurect fossils into an entire living Pokemon.

Like imagine if someone found a little piece of human skeletal remains buried in Rome, brought it into a museum, gave it a little touch-up, and BOOM. Julius Caesar is back.

Listen. If a certain thing happens with a certain someone's health, I don't want to see ANY liberals performatively mourning. Because I KNOW some of y'all are gonna do it.

"Doing a thing to mock someone else for doing the thing" except you're also literally doing the thing

Screenshot of by-election results in Spruce Woods. The NDP's Ray Berthelette got 2735 votes. The PCs' Colleen Robbins got 2805 votes. The Liberals' Stephen Reid got 444 votes.

Spruce Woods is one of the most conservative provincial seats in Manitoba. Tonight, the Manitoba PCs held onto it by only 70 votes.

While I would've loved to see Ray win it, this is by far the most pyrrhic of pyrrhic victories for the PCs. Things are not looking good for them. #mbpoli

I don't know if he's refusing to give all seniors "class-free pizza"

or if he's declaring that there's no class, and there's free pizza for all seniors.

DC Draino, Chaia Raichik, and Liz Wheeler holding binders labeled "Epstein Files: Phase One"

They "released the first batch of the Epstein files" to these right-wing influencers months ago, but those binders didn't reveal anything new.

Silhouette of Fire Lord Ozai from Avatar: The Last Airbender

Dude really spent 3 seasons aura farming, and then got his ass kicked by a 12-year-old