Carson Fijal

I am not going to another Winnipeg Jets game as long as Connor Hellebuyck is still there, if he accepts the Pedophile Medal of Freedom.

This isn't officially supported, but I like the theory that the Wild era is set in another timeline that splits off at Skyward Sword.
Demise destroyed by Triforce in the present -> all other games,
Demise destroyed by Master Sword in the past -> Goddess Hylia is never reborn as a mortal -> wild era

I'm against fossil fuel expansion. I'm also against union busting.

In the NDP Leaders Debate, I made it clear: no weapons or technology for human rights abusers - including ICE.

Dear LIBCUCKS,

You say "believe all women" and yet you don't believe Pam Bondi when she says there's nothing to see in the Epstein files?

Curious.

(I'm sure SOMEONE out there might actually say that unironically)

It'd be more ideal if it moved to the surface of the sun.

The biggest compliment you can give Hakeem Jeffries is that he's *SLIGHTLY* better than Schumer at pretending his job as Democratic leader is to help Dems win, and oppose Trump's agenda.

So the looming shutdown is not for the entire government, just DHS?

If so, I say: LEAVE IT SHUT DOWN. PASS NO DEAL. Hold it for the next 3 years if you have to.

Imagine what the hearing today would've looked like if Trump had gone ahead with appointing Matt Gaetz as AG

This is undoubtedly a "buckling to the pressure" move. There is no way in hell you've seen everything that we've seen in the files released so far, and decided it's no big deal, unless you're obliged by MAGA-cult loyalties to say so.

Modified version of the "my fellow liberal" meme, where the conservative and the fellow liberal both run further to the right, and call the POV person a commie.

True version of that "my fellow liberal" meme that Felon Musk loves so much

Elon probably knew Trump was in the Epstein files because he saw him on the island and they got “massages” together

I wonder if he's afraid right now

The biggest mistake Democrats have made in the last several years is letting Republicans steer the narrative on immigration. Going "but, but, we can be tough on immigrants too, but more responsibly" instead of going scorched Earth on MAGA lies, and championing a counter-narrative.

Board of Peace? More like Board of Pieces of shit

If I had a nickel for every time Keanu Reeves plays the protag in an action movie series where his character is supposedly killed off at the end of an overarching story, but gets brought back for another sequel anyway...

If Carney agrees to join Trump’s so-called “board of peace”, he’ll be undermining every single thing he’s said about Canada and middle powers needing to stick up for themselves.

The vitriol when you do anything other than uncritically praise Carney on threads is unmatched.

It’s also fascinating how they manage to trigger my imposter syndrome with the perfect combo of deep, unrelenting condescension and attacks on my journalistic skill lmao

The groupthink there is brutal

Dudes will say "hear me out" and post a conventionally attractive Hollywood actress but in costume for a role where she's "dressed down"

Girls will say "hear me out" and it's C3PO or one of the fish from Finding Nemo

To save you all a click, they're holding Indigenous people at a makeshift facility in a particular place that was once the site of a concentration camp where 1700 Indigenous people were held in brutal conditions in the 1860s.

I didn't know it was possible for me to hate ICE any more than I already do.

How dare they not give him the Nobel Peace Prize /s

So logically, this means that with Foxy on 20, he'll attack in intervals of either 30, 35, or 40 seconds. So if I close the left door every 30 seconds, he'll always hit within 10 seconds, and I can ignore everything else.

What I didn't see coming is just how fast you chew through power doing this.

Because I'm a dumbass I thought I'd cracked the secret code to beating FNaF 1 4/20 mode effortlessly.

If you never touch the cameras, Foxy is the only one who can get you, he takes anywhere from 1-3 movement opportunities (every 5 seconds) to be ready to attack, and attacks in 25 seconds once ready

He says he needs Greenland to protect against Russia moving in on it, but also appoints Putin to his board of peace. You can't make this shit up.

Why do I have a feeling most of the people on Earth who would ACTUALLY be most deserving of a peace prize probably wouldn't be alive to accept it

Weird that these "buckets" don't include preventing a war with NATO, and stopping secret police from kidnapping and murdering citizens.

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Here’s how Greenland can protect itself: change its name to Epstein Island, and Trump will never want to talk about it again.

I had a friend who took this survey, said the rest of the questions were all standard customer experience stuff about the spa and then all of a sudden “Do you think immigrants are hurting the purity of this country?”