Lan

Tipsy at a 1 year olds birthday party telling everyone about how I thought i saw my first grays a couple weeks ago

Not to be a Karen but why would you text me that my order is ready for pickup if its not in fact ready for pickup

Important question: does Frankenstein’s monster have a dick?

sixers win

Maxey was born to wear these black Sixers jerseys huh

'Maybe it will happen today' styled as a Mamdani campaign poster. 'Maybe' is a large, gold, serif font with a red drop shadow, and 'it will happen today' is set below that in a gold all-caps, sans-serif font, all on an ultramarine blue background.

Truly… the phillies-ness runs deep

Could have been us!

Why did the Steelers think skin colored pants were a good idea???

7:42. Right on time

So far have, the Sixers season has been 6 straight minutes of commercials 😞

Its usually like 9-15 minutes after the listed start time

The return of one of my favorite games: What Time Do You Think The Sixers Game Will Actually Start

"KNOW YOUR PROTEST RIGHTS You don’t need a permit to protest in response to breaking news and you don’t need a permit to march in the streets or along sidewalks, as long as you’re not obstructing traffic or access to buildings. When you are lawfully present in any public space, you have the right to photograph anything in plain view, including federal buildings and the police. If you believe your rights have been violated, when you can, write down everything you remember, get contact information for witnesses, and take photographs of any injuries. If you get stopped by the police, ask if you’re free to go. If they say yes, calmly walk away. If you get arrested, you have a right to ask why. Otherwise, say you wish to remain silent and ask for a lawyer immediately. Don’t sign, say or agree to anything without a lawyer present. If you get stopped by a member of the military or any law enforcement office at a protest, you have the right to remain silent or to tell them that you’ll only answer questions in the presence of an attorney — no matter your citizenship or immigration status."

If you're taking to the streets to protest today, know your rights.

My dentist wants me to get an electric toothbrush but they dont understand I live a sad sad life where I dont have an outlet in my bathroom

Not superstitious but drinking the same drinks and listening to the same music as I was last night

Phillies get back up

Oh baby

This is bliss

Either Phillies win tonight, or our suffering is over. Win-Win situation

Thank god Survivor and Slow Horses are back. Summer tv was such a slog.

The Phillies will wear the powder blues in LA this week. Left the grays at home.

I just cant stop thinking WHY would you bunt to THIRD with the slowest runner on your team is on SECOND?!
make it make sense

They make me sick

My boys!

The snacks section at my grocery store is so shit. Considering writing a letter

Apparently you can only get a covid vaccine in PA if you’re already dead

BREAKING: Justice Gregory Carro has dismissed the first degree murder charge against Luigi Mangione in his state case, finding the DA put legally insufficient evidence before the grand jury. More TK.

What happens in a Phillies game after I go to bed cant hurt me

👀

Get wrecked Mets!