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YOU WILL GET AWAY WITH IT

lose paperwork
make food wrong decaf instead of regular overtighten lug nuts strip spark plugs delete jira tickets

IT IS YOUR RIGHT TO MAKE MISTAKES YOU CAN FIGHT ICE WITHOUT ANY RISKS

everything adds up you have no excuses anymore just do it

Having watched the trailers for Wuthering Heights, I guess it wasn’t necessary to read the book, since Emerald Fennel clearly didn’t!!!

Its been below Freezing for 192 hours and 8 minutes.

I’ve breached containment! (Finally managed to dig out the bottom of my driveway)

My snow boots (15 years old) are starting to fall apart :(((

Where Are ICE, DHS, and CBP In Philadelphia? Where is ICE making their decisions and where are they detaining people?

Where Are ICE, DHS, and CBP In Philadelphia?

Thats MY Fantasy Kicker missing field goals in the AFC championship game!

Just remembered Jay Wright was in my dream last night (non erotic). V’s up!

Not some stranger who I gave something to for FREE on Facebook TWO YEARS AGO coming back to try to get me to buy girl scout cookies from her child

I tried reading it before the first Dune movie came out. Made it 200 pages before giving up, and they hadnt even made it to the spice desert 🙃

Southeastern Pennsylvania: I** Rapid Response [A map of SE PA] If you see I** activity: *call the rapid response number for your county * provide the exact location, time, and description * take photos and videos if possible Delaware-(717) 536-8367 Lehigh/Northampton- (610) 850-9930 Montgomery- (267) 279-9205 Philadelphia (215) 218-9079 (814) 205-3293 (Español) (445) 310-3081 (Asian-American) York/Lancaster/Adams/Dauphin/Franklin (717) 229-7452

My roommate is a teacher and has reported that ICE has been hanging around Septa stops and depots in the interest of abducting kids on their way home because they aren’t allowed to enter schools. They claimed to be part of a “Septa Strike Force” which does not exist. Boost if you can.

I’ll re-learn this lesson again in 8 months

Have discovered the secret of a perfect sandwich, put it on a good sourdough bread

Ladies and gentlemen, I did it 😏

Twenty-six. 26. Chase Utley. Have a Hall of Fame year.

Two thousand and

defense wins championships

I’m going to finish the 3 books i’m reading before the end of the year or DIE TRYING so help me GOD

Gotta respect someone who comes to yoga to just do whatever the fuck they want. Dint even pretend to follow the instructor

I did not sacrifice my time and energy for years to get my graduate degree just so that some company director could tell us to all “think about how we could use AI in our daily work” at the virtual holiday party

Happy Annual Shampoo in My Eye to all who celebrate

Hahahaha it is giving adult disney made for tv movie vibes

In this one the main characters names are Beat and Melody. (Both children if former rock starts ofc) Not sure if I can get over the cringe

Welcome back to another episode of Leanne Reads a Horrible Christmas Themed Romance Novel.

Bringing a “What the Fuck is Going On” vibe to the meeting agenda today

What i want for christmas is for someone to call my electrician for me

Back to back loads of laundry where i left a tissue in my pocket. An omen for sure

Tipsy at a 1 year olds birthday party telling everyone about how I thought i saw my first grays a couple weeks ago

Not to be a Karen but why would you text me that my order is ready for pickup if its not in fact ready for pickup