helga <3

pick up on Lambda Complex on Black Mesa and provide zero explanation beyond "I guess the art just got better in this part"

Alex looks at her phone and says "it's kinda odd this guy listed his enjoyment of Wes Anderson on his Grindr profile." She leans in close and says "ooo, he sent me a dick photograph." The dick is centred in a square frame. The wall paper in the room has a whimsical checkerboard pattern. It is wreathed by paintings, bookshelves and vases. A cat stretches on the floor.

Wes Anderson

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

i think jesse singal's relevance has never been measured in how popular his takes are, but specifically in how popular they are *with the audience of powerful people*. in that sense, he's never been more relevant than now.

hyaku shiki: this PC will last 100 years! (hubris)

silent hill f

good luck o7. I had that surgery a few times before it actually helped, but it did help!

had the urge to do this since the moment i saw this post!
#pixelart

are there...non-fuck days in the sex castle? does it do book club days on alternating tuesdays?

i've seen a lot of people go for nixos recently! seems to be made for the kind of people who think that arch is baby shit for them. personally im okay with kubuntu but only after i yank out all the annoying personal preferences of ubuntu devs like "no flatpak" and "no hibernation"

roux, get your hands off of sayla, she's twice your age and an investment banker!!!

...is that an american flag in the background? i guess you can't salute the land of the free without exposing an armpit

absolutely nothing wrong with her!!!

一番好きな主人公かもしれない。良いやつだしキエルお嬢さんとの舞踏会の特訓の回も好き。

this feels like you should be able to drink the rainbow right out of the hose

yeah im rendering my art (covering it with a thick layer of lime plaster)

i feel like this is the dynamic four murasame would have with suletta
(elan-four, despite being obviously a reference to four murasame, has a different dynamic)

o7 nearly sent the "this guy fucks Italians" picture to my work colleagues

is it just me or does this ffxiv villain look like jojo-ified mia fey

just noticed that Lucy is wearing a shirt with the Linux penguin. as a fellow linux person, I'd like to recognize a kindred spirit by pointing at her shirt and hollering "neeeeeerd"

YOU - “I approve of this, very futuristic.” (Tap on the girls kissing.)

is Kai Shiden still going to the Vatican after she transitions

i can 100% imagine a yuri manga with each of those names. one already exists! (chimidoro ice cream). the high femme alpha bully lead of "grass, dirt and makeup" is probably sooo problematic

if this is an actual question: no. google does not know the password and therefore can't decrypt it (provided the encryption isn't like, zip file password encryption).

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out of curiosity: which end is that? feel free to answer in rot13

catgirl avatar char from OL haman-sama not mentioned, and yet he's the best one

i can contribute "four thousand thirty six", where do i send the ogg file

gotta specify which ones are "pro" and which ones are "contra", because "conservatism, Christianity, violence against women, feminism" is like, pick two