Nichular

lol uhh agree

okay you know what we're doing this

why rise of skywalker is the worst crime ever committed against cinema and the very concept of a coherent fictional universe: a thread

argh me too

get they ass

2023-2024 vapes

Ukraine has been under russian drone attacks for most of the night.

Russian cruise missiles are expected to enter our airspace in half an hour, bringing more death and destruction.

Again, we play this deadly lottery while the world watches.

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it's got everything, parmesan gratings, boxes of frozen dough, industrial ovens, hispanic twink staffing ...

thinking again how much i loathe ai. weak people pushing a button to generate the text equivalent of the sound of keys jangling, because they're too afraid they'll die before they get good.

Listen, I didn’t come here to talk.

*Me to my imaginary therapist.

hmm whats the value in engagement metrics?

yeah thats tech ppl having failure of humanity

Thirty years of concern. Never enough courage.

The thread really highlights for me that there are definitely gacha game dopamine hit dynamics going on here.

"I want to see what surprise loot I get from my over-hyped advanced predictive text algorithm and optimize it so I get better predictive text loot next time!"

Arguing art with a techbro prompter who works for Walmart

I don’t think nearly as many of these use cases are happening, or as useful, as you think they are. Everybody’s building, but I haven’t seen anything but bullshit when they show what they’re building. Thousands of to-do apps for homework addicts.

yeah my problem here is with assertion #2, i've talked to some autistic people with special interests in my time and this doesn't sound like that, this sounds like people i've talked to who were addicted to something

The ‘Black people don’t tip’ thing isn’t even true. What’s happening is that you’re getting Read. We see you. Our inklings are survival mechanisms. Why the fuck would I throw an extra bone to a racist?

It’s like how if everybody you meet is an asshole eventually you gotta start doing the math.

O sh— i forgot about this! I used to listen on netroots radio.

Ian Masters is certainly a personality haha

Bill Hicks: "... now here's Tom with the weather"

P.S. As an aside, given that we literally have Secret Police rounding people up, throwing them into concentration camps & executing them right now, I’m not sure it’d send the best message for Democrats to nominate a guy who had a Nazi SS insignia on his chest for decades until last fall.
#JustSaying

We finally figured out who owns Zorro Ranch and his kid is working in the White House

There are no coincidences
#EpsteinFiles

Blew my three leg parlay on omenbook, I got calf with the face of a man and a clap of thunder in a clear sky but no fucking two hawks fighting which is crazy because I figured hawks were always fighting

Certain people take another lesson –
beating left handed children
was morally correct. Because
"they mostly performed the socially
encouraged behavior".

Naturally this applies to queer people
for fascists.

"the elite of the antebellum South were degenerate gamblers who financed their lifestyles with industrialized rape and would kill you for pointing this out" is a straightforwardly accurate statement

[waking up in a cold sweat, shaking my wife awake] what if Banksy is in the Epstein files and we have no way of knowing???

no because rubbernecking an accident while driving makes the whole ordeal worse for everyone

All of these revelations are written by people who refuse to acknowledge how precendented this is

These are the mechanisms and operations that slave owners. IN THE VERY AREA THEY DID IT

And it’s weird to watch people be shocked like those paper don’t exist, in the universities they came from

Cool jizz

aw yeah like the wall is high enough to push back off. sounds like fun!

Ski, skate, skate-ski, ski-skate, short rounds, long rifle, long bow, curling, bowling, discus: we’ve got a new decathlon