Deanna the Suburban Housewitch

idk i think in a time when it feels like nothing matters & all is futile it might actually be time to double down and write your stories & make your paintings & sing your songs & do your art. create the things that make us human and share them.

"China is coming for your ice hockey, Canada!" being yowled into the digital ether by the leader of my country is just the sort of thing to make me wish there was a Stanley Cup halftime show that could piss him all the way off again, just as a little treat.

Creepers all the way down.

Incels preparing to go expat in 3... 2...

Half our cast (all the leads) got the day of the big musical my senior year off *just in case* if we wanted it, and that was 1991.

Rock the Country festival: Artists dropping out amid Kid Rock controversy Shinedown is the latest musical act to drop out of Kid Rock’s 2026 Rock the Country tour, joining several acts, amid controversy.

Oh thank fuck…Shinedown is literally my favorite band and them joining Kid Rock on tour would have destroyed my image of them

How many people googled it, don't even lie.

I am so glad. It is the right choice, even if it comes with a lot of hard. I hope it worked!

It's exactly that. Like, there's a balance when it comes to deadlines and so on, and there's just no getting around needing to know how to handle it when the circumstances demand it.

There is a *lot* of leeway for it in art in the name of experimentation that is a huge luxury, not even joking. Only way I've survived it at all.

I am precisely that disorganized chucklefuck and I still agree with all of this. (I just don't pretend I'm not that, especially to myself. Makes life a lot less stressful, honestly?)

(Yes, I am aware how broken my grammar is there; I regret nothing. It's sweatpants all the way down today.)

While I genuinely adore this, and am such a costume history geek, I am so glad I live in a time where sweatpants are a perfectly acceptable option for puttering around the house.

I do love how they booed his ass when he said they should pick him or be forever irrelevant.

I mean they still overwhelmingly picked him anyway, but got to be ever more forever irrelevant as a special combo treat.

Good job all around.

(Just here to give rightful kudos to the photographer here for absolutely gorgeous composition, because when it's *that* good, somebody's gotta say it.)

May the coffee that just shot out of my nose when I read this hit their monitors instead.

YEAH LET'S PISS OFF THE CURSE LADIES. GOOD PLAN.

Etsy Witches Say Spell Casting Is No Longer Welcome on the Platform For years, you could hire someone on Etsy to curse an evil ex, protect your home, or manifest better luck. Well, until now.

Etsy just kicked witches off their platform.

What could possibly go wrong.

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a woman with red hair is wearing sunglasses and red nails ALT: a woman with red hair is wearing sunglasses and red nails

Just gonna point and laugh at my older racist Italian relatives who insist this could never happen.

* with fuzzy little friend.

This is like when the GOP says they have 'lifted people off of SNAP and Medicaid' when they actually mean 'kicked people off of SNAP and Medicaid'.

I nearly lost my mind when I heard Mike Johnson use that specific language; they do not have the same meaning at all.

I'm not taking menu suggestions from someone who tried to bite off someone's ear.

(Unless it's the late, great Hannibal Lechter.)

Epstein was not ostracised for his crimes. To some powerful men, he became even more appealing | Moira Donegan The latest tranche of files expose how he was viewed as a sexual svengali – and an expert on dodging the #MeToo movement, says Guardian US columnist Moira Donegan

Epstein was not ostracised for his crimes. To some powerful men, he became even more appealing | Moira Donegan

The white male Christian victimhood identity is out of control. Also, WWJD? Would Jesus try to "own the 'woke' libs" and make them cry? The underlying sociopathy is terrifying.

When white supremacist bigots throw a tantrum because they've been forced to confront reality, there are always enablers who will say that the expression of reality is a controversy, or divisive. The implication is that we should change reality to suit the whims of the bigots. Absolutely not.

There's a local preschool called 'Xavier: A School for Young Children' en route to my dentist.

It is small, so I have to imagine an impossible sprawling underground complex beneath that otherwise unassuming street in Wilmington, Delaware, but I still do it every single time we go by the place. ❤️

Over 1000 known languages were spoken by various peoples in North and South America prior to their first contact with Europeans.

Elmo @elmo · 1h That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰 Based Yankee @thebasedyankee You and Bad Bunny should be deported

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

He looks like if chlamydia was a person.