E. Rants

Lolll you’d think after the first few didn’t work out they’d give up

Wow I just read the word “tentacles” in my head like it had the last syllable pronunciation of “hercules”

I INVOKE MY RIGHTS TO SILENCE AND COUNSEL AND WILL NOT ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS WITHOUT MY ATTORNEY PRESENT.

Then shut up until you have that attorney present. You cannot invoke your right to silence just by being silent. You have to say the words.

Reminder that if you are interacting with law enforcement in Illinois, this IS a stop and ID state. Also, aside from identifying yourself and asking if you're free to leave, the ONLY thing you should say to law enforcement, state or federal, is:

Doomscrolled for 3 mins and already want to die today

this is truly Gestapo-level shit

Just spent hours dealing with enrolling in new health insurance and I feel like I aged 5 years

Don’t mind me, just weeping while I have a “why is art so beautiful” moment

Spent several hours looking at health insurance plans since this country ties it to your employment, only to feel too overwhelmed so now I’m lying on my couch trying to recover

It made me cry too 😭😭😭

I have approximately zero following on this app, sharing in the hopes it can get in front of the right person. A man I went to college with’s wife was kidnapped by ICE at a green card hearing, and he’s trying to find a reporter who will speak to him about the situation

Did not know about the herb. But this must be a dialect thing because I’ve never heard anyone pronounce it plant(a)IN

Wait how would you even pronounce it otherwise in English??

Whenever I see these videos, I’m a little dismayed at how many people continue recording instead of trying to intervene

Don’t mind me, just having my daily existential crisis

Now that I have time to write, I’m terrified to do it

We love bleeting our bleakest thoughts here at rantsonthereg

Does everyone have a lasting trauma bond with someone you haven’t talked to in over a decade or is that just me

This is the beginning of a Hallmark movie where she keeps seeing the same dude at all 12 of her sisters’ weddings who also doesn’t believe in marriage but they start to fall in love and question everything they believed about marriage

Thank you! I’ve not written with a g2 in years but maybe I’ll give it a go again

No one asked for an update on this but Danielle Wedding was my sister’s wedding coordinator over a decade ago

Oo! May I ask which is/are your favorites in this pic?

Now I actually understand the cliché “today is the first day of the rest of my life”

Wow it feels weird not just to not have to go to work today but to never have to go back to work for that organization again

Even on my very last day here, waltzing in at 10:12am, I’m still here before my fuckin boss

TODAY IS MY LAST DAY AT MY JOB!!!!!!!

A picture of a fluffy somewhat irritated cat wearing a pointy wizard hat. Caption: Despite all my rage I am still just a cat that's a mage.

Good morning 🌞

it turns out making art is spiritually and emotionally fulfilling. has anyone looked into this

Don’t mind me, just crying thinking about how beautiful Chicago Typewriter is as a love letter not just to its country’s revolution but also to its makers’ ancestors and giving them the lives they couldn’t have because they sacrificed it all for their descendants

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