Gucci Hotdog

We are entering the “falling out of windows” phase.

It is insane that the Epstein Files are the opposite of the old “asking dad for $100” joke.

“We don’t have a list, okay here’s a list, what do you need with a bigger list, of course there’s more list, holy shit a lot more list.”

A friend of mine told me that he loved my voice because I always sound like im looking for a reason to laugh and now I cannot unhear it. I be cracking myself up I guess.

Fuck it we ball @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social called it

Wow... just when I thought that the Trumpanzee couldn't surprise me anymore. He is so effing petty. I assume as an awkward ugly kid he was teased mercilessly by classmates and became an ogre...

No one asked for this. Please stop. The market is saturated with body hair. Please dress for the job and stop this bologna.

Last night, GOP Senator Rand Paul went on national TV to flatly reject DHS's lies about the Pretti execution:

"My advice to [DHS], if they're watching:

If you come into [our hearing] and try to justify that [Pretti] was assaulting a police officer, that cannot be acceptable."

Ocean Beach this morning… just wow!!

If all these oligarchs named in the Epstein Files are totally innocent, surely they’d be in favor of an independent investigation into Epstein’s crimes.

Right?

#questionkushner

Imagine how peaceful the world would be if EVERY PERSON ALIVE NAMED in the Epstein Files was IMPRISONED overnight with their every dollar removed.

‘Grey’s Anatomy’ Pauses Production as Crew Members Support Anti-ICE ‘National Shutdown’ Protest 'Grey's Anatomy' paused production on Friday as crew members supported the anti-ICE national shutdown protest.

I called it

Must be George Soros since he is the only one who pays people to do “political” things

This is a delicious fritter recipe I was trying to make later lmao

“Oldest Daughter one year younger than than my ex wife” probable new Kid Rock song about ol Rob Schneider #magaverse

youtu.be/pyKqQyQ4bMY

No point reading the news anymore, just look at #polymarket

Or do they ask what your religion or circumcising is before loaning money?

Do Judaism is against RECEIVING interest like Islam?

It seems like lying and pretending to be religious positively effects Americans

Doug go ahead and fuck yourself to pieces

Pretti Good reason for a national strike.
#NationalStrike

I approve of @gavinnewsom.bsky.social talking shit about Bovino, but just make sure you stop taking #aipac money before the presidential run

Turns out #AlexPretti brandished a weapon in the same way he legally brandished a jacket or shoes. #fuckice

Y’all remember the Nurse’s strike on Grey’s Anatomy? #strike #unionstrong #iceout

Denial isn’t just a River

Top commenter can’t imagine someone using drugs during their famous 24 hr chess stream… I guess because smart people or people who play cute tabletop games would never use drugs…

Someone has never met PhD brilliant drug users.

If I told you this was a nightmare blunt rotation because of they feet you wouldn’t believe me

Can you just digeridont