Nozeface

“last year, i spent countless hours organizing receipts and expenses. that’s when i turned to turbotax…”

When the guild raids, it raids.

I don’t care what else you’re “supposed” to be doing.

You. Show. Up.

Huey Long: Trap House Rap Pioneer

Hey yo. You got that Tandy?

Do you hate birthdays? America? Entertaining children?

Kitten on bathtub rack

Kitten on window sill

Kitten staring intensely at something

Kitten looking into your soul

Foster kitteh 🤗 @darthbluesky.bsky.social

I don’t know if Barry Lyndon is my favorite Kubrick but it’s the one that makes me say GODDAMN!!! the most

You know what…maybe

How high were ya?

Hubba hubba

😍

Respectfully, park that on my face

It is always a mice morning seeing ya show off

What’s bringing on the doubts?

LAUREN DECLARES BLUESKY’S FIRST BIG BEER FRIDAY Washington, DC – Lauren, originator of Big Beer Friday and stocked with a six-pack of Narragansett tall boys in her refrigerator, has officially decided to declare Friday, September 22, 2023, the first formally recognized Big Beer Friday on Bluesky. Big Beer Friday, a beloved tradition that began on Twitter in 2022, begins at 5PM EST but can be celebrated late into the night from anywhere in the world. Participants are invited to drink and enjoy at least but potentially more than one Big Beer, defined as a can or bottle of liquid fermented with cereal grains no less than 14 ounces. Participants may also substitute two regular beers or a shot and a beer if they have no Big Beers available. Asked whether she has mixed feelings about the necessity of moving Big Beer Friday from Twitter to Bluesky, Lauren said, “Nah, fuck it, whatever. It’s Big Beer Friday.”

it's time.

Will do

Watching this demo for FF7 Rebirth is making me want to jump back into Remake. Damn it.

recorded yet another perfect @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

Spencer good gorilla

PSA: the CDC has a program that pays for your COVID vaccine if your insurer won't. The guy at CVS told me that my insurer had not added the new vaccine to its formulary yet, so I'd need to pay $190. I told him about this program, showed him the website, and paid nothing. 🤗

In the old days, you had to search Tesla stock prices in order to know when Elon fucked up. Now you don’t even have to do that. You just wait for surges of Bluesky notifications

A heads up for new bluesky users, and this is something the devs REALLY should make clearer during the onboarding process: whenever you post a nude on this app it goes up on a big screen at a baseball game

Plug this entry, Shinji!!!

Semen Demon?

!!!

They gon kill him in there

I can't believe the pilot of that F-35 did the real life Battlefield thing where you eject and watch your empty plane fly away into the sunset without you

That ass gives off so much energy