@kristerjohnson.bsky.social
Writer/Producer • Murderville (AVAILABLE NOW ON NETFLIX!) Also Medical Police/I'm Sorry/Wet Hot American Summer/Childrens Hospital/Another Period
RIP King
22.06.2025 05:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I know there will be naysayers but he is our democratically elected president, and I urge everyone at this precarious moment to support our leader Benjamin Netanyahu
22.06.2025 00:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Knicks fans to heading to the bar after the game
17.05.2025 02:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0STILL TRUE!!
15.05.2025 02:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Born and raised in Massachusetts and ashamed for my state and country. There should be a million people in the streets of Boston tomorrow.
26.03.2025 18:32 — 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
Pete Hegseth in high school
26.03.2025 17:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Trump administration accidentally texted me its GWAR plans
24.03.2025 19:47 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pretty sure I know what Trump's plan is
05.03.2025 04:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND
04.03.2025 17:08 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND
04.03.2025 17:08 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
“A second Shane Gillis SNL monologue has hit New York City”
02.03.2025 06:56 — 👍 45 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0“L'état c'est moi” comes at you fast
26.02.2025 18:16 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Sorry but Grok 3 is actually amazing
23.02.2025 19:38 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
29.01.2025 07:14 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Still here
15.01.2025 17:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“No your honor, we fixed that part.”
15.01.2025 17:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Gavin Newsom will never be President because no matter what he says or does, his eyes say “I’m going to fuck your wife.”
12.01.2025 05:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Just crushed my finger in a broken garage door trying to manually lower it. I knew what I was doing was kind of risky. Did it anyway. Incredibly painful. Probably will end up losing the nail.
DEI did this.
EYES WIDE SHUT (1999)
10.01.2025 01:23 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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They got Homer running the alert system
10.01.2025 00:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
There are a lot of wild rumors flying around today in LA so please try to make sure the information you’re sharing is true and accurate
08.01.2025 23:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just watched Nosferatu. Maybe it’s bc I work in the industry or I’m just a savvy viewer but I had Count Orlok pegged as the bad guy from like minute one
06.01.2025 07:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“We need our restaurant sign evoke an unforgettable, once-in-a-lifetime experience.”
“How about 9/11?”
Someone has been diligently trying to hack into my Facebook and honestly I’m rooting for them
27.12.2024 15:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Watched Heretic last week and it had a watermark code in the middle of the screen the entire time. Suboptimal.
22.12.2024 04:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My son just told me he lost his fantasy playoff. I think he expected me to say I was still proud of him or something? Had to break it to him that it just meant he wasn’t taking the sport seriously, then ask for the name of the kid who beat him so I can mentor him instead.
17.12.2024 05:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ok yes, sure, not a fan of vigilante murder. But we need to start seriously considering how many people died because of what Brian Thompson did, and how many lives may now be saved because of what Luigi Mangione did
14.12.2024 07:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You’re really burying the lede
09.12.2024 16:21 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My teenage son's favorite band is Radiohead and if you think that's just good fortune you don't know shit about parenting
06.12.2024 19:50 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
