Does this mean we could have been taking ibuprofen the whole time
23.09.2025 08:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
βRemember how I was engraving bullets?β Is definitely something I would text to my lover who I called Roommate if I were on the lam I donβt know what you people are on about
17.09.2025 09:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Got my sweet sweet Daily Harvest Crumbles settlement payout today! Might treat a friend to a gallbladder.
@michaelhobbes.bsky.social @yrfatfriend.bsky.social
19.08.2025 15:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A faraday suit that blocks AI
10.07.2025 15:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Damn that earthquake scared me
03.03.2025 06:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I had a dream last night that I had learned that iggy pop and david Bowie had been in the original broadway cast of Wicked and thought oh well no wonder it was such a phenomenon maybe I should give it a listen
04.12.2024 12:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
My six year old, upon beholding Peter Quillβs introduction during Come and Get Your Love: βwow, awesome costume designβ
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