Lapis Lazuli

Buckle up for a trip, girl.

[Patiently waiting so she can roast the shit out of her for it.]

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❛ 𝑊𝐸'𝑅𝐸 𝑇𝐻𝐸 ᔆᴬᴵᵞᴬᴺ ᔆᵁᴾᴿᴱᴹᴱ 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 .ᐟ

Feel like being problematic today

Bit late to tell me that. I'm literally in the middle of skipping.

I think I'm just bored of doing the same thing every day for the last nine years. Tried mixing things up by showing up to class high, but Pearl said that was "inappropriate".

Speaking of drugs, I got some advil for your sniffling.

Good. Glad you appreciate it.

I've been alright, I guess. Pretty bored. Been skipping classes lately.

[Lapis... You're the teacher.]

My bad. Thought it was a sad sniffle, not a sick sniffle. Don't think I could beat that up unfortunately.

Steven? What's wrong? Do I gotta beat somebody up for you?

"Happy father's day to all the dads out there. Except the one I slept with. And Sour Cream's dad because he's also a bum. Vidalia traded up with Yellowtail."

/ I hope this doesn't get prematurely cut off like the og series. LET THE CREW COOK, WARNER DISCOVERY.

/ Maybe it'd be set during that timeframe after Steven gets back from Homeworld up to when they show up at Change Your Mind? Filling in that gap of "What the fuck happened to Lars for the entirety of the last season?".

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/ This is how I find out you're an SU fan. Hell yeah 🤝

Oh hell yes

#StevenUniverse #Spinel

/ We are so back

Lapis Lazuli in a fancy dress resembling layers of waves, looking bored as she rests on cushions of water, a glass of effervescent liquid held by another floating surface.

#StevenUniverse #LapisLazuli

Alright. I won't.

(She will. Make fun of Jasper AND get Spinel in trouble in one swoop? She's gotta.)

White text that states "Steven Universe: Lars of The Stars" on a black background.

"Lars of The Stars", a Steven Universe spinoff, is officially in the works and coming to Prime Video in the future!

#StevenUniverse

Pearl 🦪

#stevenuniverse #stevenuniversefanart

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Proceed.

Not in that way! I meant shattering in the first degree!

. . .

You wouldn't. Okay, so I need you to eviscerate Jasper. You do that and I'll get you that snow cone thing you want.

You're being purposefully dense aren't you

Interesting you should mention that. I got an orange lady that could do with some forcible life removal again.

悪い顔～

A redraw of Conquest whispering into Invinsible's ear, but to be Jasper and Steven Universe

I am so lonely. All of my gems are scared of me. No one warps to me. No one wants to be my crewmate-- They think I am corrupted. They send me from colony to colony conquering in their name. "Jasper". I don't even get a real name, only a purpose.
#Invincible #StevenUniverse

Peridot wearing a t-shirt and tennis shoes over her usual clothes, running happily while glancing back towards the viewer.

#StevenUniverse #Peridot

Water Witch 💧

#StevenUniverse #StevenUniverseFanart #LapisLazuliStevenUniverse

. . .

May I ask why?