Matt Burnett

It’s obvious with the price they set - this is a deal done in collaboration with the Devil, who is subsidizing the price of the ticket.

How the ‘Creek Crawlers’ are using their summer vacation to inspire others This summer, a group of intrepid kids in Indianapolis is documenting their adventures and posting them on Instagram. Along th... TikTok video by pbsnews

Cool kids: www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6UqGC3h/

[quoting a tweet by fractalcounty that reads, “today I learned that there are actual people irl who get genuinely upset if they catch you using chatgpt. like they view it as a serious moral failing in certain circles”]

If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

It was all for nothing. All the canned projects, people laid off, countless hours of work and films and shows thrown away. And the end result was just "Yeah we're back to where we were before it began."

This is going to be somebody's Joker origin story moment.

The woke college students were right but we can't acknowledge this because then we'll have to consider whether they're right about other things too. That I'm a big stupid moron for instance

At the “big reveal” of the Fantastic Four credit scene my kid yelled “It’s the Mandalorian!”

To wear one of those hats with the propellers on top, to me, is immature. Do not spin that shit at me, I will drop your ass. Truly childish behavior. In this day of age

Gavin Newsom is such a fucking loser. Wild how these dirtbags act like remembering someone's pronouns requires a Mensa card when there are about 10 million different last names in the world and they learn those no problem. Just admit you don't care.

this is getting next to no media attention and it’s horrifying. transphobes weren’t going to stop at bathrooms, no hormones for minors, they are going to keep pushing until it’s entirely illegal and no one is standing up for us other than trans people

It was in remarkably good condition considering how many times I played it un-sleeved on sticky picnic tables at the neighborhood pool club.

Today I sold the Revised Edition Taiga dual land I opened in a pack of Magic cards 31 years ago. It was time.

Goddammit

Did the California Film and TV tax credit bill wind up lowering the budget threshold for TV animation to qualify from the $1 million per episode?

Hey Chuck, think you could muster up a little more enthusiasm for a guy who finally has people excited to vote for your party again?

9 years ago the NBA pulled the All-Star Game out of North Carolina because of their anti-trans Bathroom Law. The choice had massive public support and was applauded

Less than a decade later and half the country has those laws, including Congress itself, and barely anyone blinks

LESS THAN A DECADE

I’m just about to hit Secret Invasion. Mark Millar’s stuff in Civil War reads like shit now. Truly stupid stuff. Bendis’ contributions do a lot to give that story some logic and nuance.

I’m trying to do a comprehensive re-read of mid-late 2000s Avengers and related books. Truly my favorite time to have been a fan.

Stand up for us, you fucking dick!

not the main issue here but i'd really appreciate it if democratic politicians spoke out in support of big-city life and culture with the same energy and reverence that all politicians have for small towns

los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates

chuck schumer retire bitch

just found out that typing “kys” is not a cool new way to write “kiss” whoops.

Imagine if burglars openly complained about how asking for permission to enter victims homes would ‘kill’ the burglary business.

In just over a month they have watched all 159 episodes of My Hero Academia.

Blocky white handwriting on a black background. It reads: Say no to generative AI art. Buy art from real degenerates. -Joe Wos

Have you supported your local degenerates today?

So funny in Return of the Jedi when Luke asks Yoda if it’s true that Vader is his father, and Yoda tries to avoid answering by taking a nap.

In 2008, I made a Sonic the Hedgehog YouTuber so mad that they made multiple videos specifically to call me a moron because I just kept commenting that Sonic ‘06 was good.

Viscerally rectified

Steven came in the wake of CN partnering with a toy company making figures of Regular Show and a couple other shows I think that didn’t sell great, so there was an internal thinking that “comedy shows don’t sell toys.” This was, of course, at the same time Adventure Time became a merch juggernaut.

When they finally made the shirt, they initially made it red instead of pink because they didn’t think the pink would sell to boys.

NYT headline: “Kennedy Advises New Parents to ‘Do Your Own Research’ on Vaccines” Subheader: “In an interview with Dr. Phil, the health secretary offered false information about vaccine oversight and revealed a lack of basic understanding of new drug approvals.”

“And I’m like, what do you mean, you ‘do your own research’? You running a double-blind study in your living room, dawg?”
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic