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๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‘ฌ Married to a wonderful man. | 56 | OBODie /|\ | Stoicism | ISTJ | Not on any dating apps. | gnothi seauton. | Cascadia, PNW

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A meme, presented as a medieval illuminated graphic, where an evil figure whispers in the ear of man wearing a crown, "Good, good... now use your wife's fabric scissors to open that cardboard box. She'll never know."

A meme, presented as a medieval illuminated graphic, where an evil figure whispers in the ear of man wearing a crown, "Good, good... now use your wife's fabric scissors to open that cardboard box. She'll never know."

There was a great disturbance in the force.

23.02.2026 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I parallel parked perfectly! A great way to start the day! #smallwins

09.02.2026 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This morning, I did 5 minutes of meditation and my blood pressure declined slightly! #smallwin

08.02.2026 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looking at my 'memories' for this day, I have been sick a lot. This year is no different!

17.01.2026 19:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Worldle - Guess the Country A daily geography game where you guess the country from its shape and get clues with every attempt. Play daily or explore the archive.

Decent as there were some doozies.

I just completed the Worldle Grand Tour 2025, how will you do?
๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ 42/50

๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ
๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ
๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฉ
๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ
๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ
๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ
๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฅ
๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ
๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฉ
๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ

Take the Grand Tour: worldle.teuteuf.fr/grand-tour-2...

29.12.2025 20:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We loved Palermo!

22.12.2025 05:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Basic stats on display from hevy.app. 10,840 lbs and 11 records!

Basic stats on display from hevy.app. 10,840 lbs and 11 records!

Muscles are buzzing after this workout. #hevy

17.12.2025 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screen capture from a 2009 Facebook post where I said, "took Buckley for a walk to the coffee/smoothie stand for his standard 2 cookies."

A screen capture from a 2009 Facebook post where I said, "took Buckley for a walk to the coffee/smoothie stand for his standard 2 cookies."

From a more civilized time - the dog was alive, and the coffee stand was still open.

05.12.2025 02:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donโ€™t forget the hat!

18.11.2025 14:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A Face-Place post from 2019 where I said, "A pox on all apps that return to default start if you switch apps and then return."

A Face-Place post from 2019 where I said, "A pox on all apps that return to default start if you switch apps and then return."

A pox on app developers that reset the current state to default when you switch away for a moment to look something up... perhaps information you needed when filling out a form, for example.

06.11.2025 19:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A Face-Place post from 2024 which says, "Folks, consider avoiding the greatest intelligence gathering system(s) ever created. If you don't, be wary of what you post. It is a new reality."

A Face-Place post from 2024 which says, "Folks, consider avoiding the greatest intelligence gathering system(s) ever created. If you don't, be wary of what you post. It is a new reality."

One year since I posted this. Even more true today.

06.11.2025 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

::sad face::

27.10.2025 14:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An image of a Facebook post from 2011, where I said, "I don't like Halloween. Two nights ago I dreamt that I was running away from a town that was infected with a virus which caused people to turn into Yeti. People heading towards the town would turn into Yeti and then chase me. These were not friendly Yeti, either. I am still unsettled by this."

An image of a Facebook post from 2011, where I said, "I don't like Halloween. Two nights ago I dreamt that I was running away from a town that was infected with a virus which caused people to turn into Yeti. People heading towards the town would turn into Yeti and then chase me. These were not friendly Yeti, either. I am still unsettled by this."

These days, I just wish I could #sleep.

25.10.2025 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One thing I wish #Apple would do in #macOS is respect accessibility settings. So many apps ( #Maps, and #Photos, for example) continue with tiny text, even when the settings in #Accessibility in System Settings is set for larger text. Lots of apps don't respect these settings, which is too bad.

22.10.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#ADHD is needing to put an old pair of computer glasses in one's laptop bag so that when one goes to lunch and forgets their newer pair of computer glasses at their desk, one can still read all the things. #Over45 #CantSee

22.10.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If #Facebook could stop traumatizing me with dog death announcements from people I don't know, that would be great. I know... cycle of life and all that, but it's hard enough having the memories of all *my* experiences. Perhaps also stop with the birthday announcements of friends who have died, too.

21.10.2025 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An old Facebook post from October 17th, 2009 saying that it was so dark this morning... such pleasant sounding pitter-patter from the rain... so warm under the covers... hibernation season begins!

An old Facebook post from October 17th, 2009 saying that it was so dark this morning... such pleasant sounding pitter-patter from the rain... so warm under the covers... hibernation season begins!

Still true, every year. #hibernation

17.10.2025 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Has anyone heard of something similar to a #Google #Image #Search for #macOS #Apple #Photos? I want to feed the search an image and have it find it in my Photos Library or say that it isn't found so I can add it.

14.10.2025 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An old Facebook post where I reveal that I cannot use my work badge to access transit instead of my transit card.

An old Facebook post where I reveal that I cannot use my work badge to access transit instead of my transit card.

An old Facebook post where I reveal that I tried to use my work badge to turn on the lights in the restroom instead of operating the actual switch.

An old Facebook post where I reveal that I tried to use my work badge to turn on the lights in the restroom instead of operating the actual switch.

I guess this is a reoccurring problem for me on this day.

14.10.2025 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#ADHD is when you incrementally move your earbuds closer to your computer bag, meaning to put them in, but never actually putting them into your computer bag. It becomes so frustrating that you plan to add backup earbuds into your computer bag, which means that there will now be two sets of earbuds.

02.10.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m not a fan of tech companies loading up an appโ€™s title bar with doodads. Am I the only one that needs a place for the mouse to grab onto to move it around?

30.09.2025 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A new reason I dislike the Face-place: the algorithm shows me a number of posts like "My <insert dog's name> died today." We had a Bernese Mountain Dog for 11.5 years. He passed away in 2020. All these posts are other Berners! These posts usually have pictures of (I hope) sleeping dogs. I mean...๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

29.09.2025 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On this day in 2020: #Hurricane Teddy, Cat. 2, threatens the Canadian Maritimes. I wondered, "Does anyone know the last time a tropical storm made it to Greenland?"

22.09.2025 16:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a Geographaphile, the fact that #Apple Maps - the #Maps app and others like #Photos - don't cache even basic base maps, requiring a connection is rather frustrating. When I get "connection issue" and a blank (useless) background, it makes these apps useless until back with high-speed connection.

22.09.2025 15:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well Oxford, itโ€™s been a day.

06.09.2025 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a purchaser of one of your other paintings, I would like to say that this looks beautiful! (They all do!)

17.08.2025 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I disapprove of August colds!

15.08.2025 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The biggest employer in town?

04.08.2025 13:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Donate to Keep Seattle PrideFest Free, Safe, and Vibrant in 2025!, organized by Egan Orion Seattle PrideFest, now in its 19th year producing some of the regioโ€ฆ Egan Orion needs your support for Keep Seattle PrideFest Free, Safe, and Vibrant in 2025!

I thoroughly enjoyed Pridefest yesterday. Many corporations have switched their giving away from such events. I have cancelled my Netflix subscription and have donated the yearโ€™s expense to Pridefest. I encourage you to reallocate spend to what matters most.

www.gofundme.com/f/keep-seatt...

30.06.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Companies that make exercise machines for gyms that donโ€™t have places for phones should be fined exorbitant sums of money.

27.06.2025 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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