Shane Patrick

After over a week of covid and isolation I have finally tested negative twice. Who wants to make out?

Yeah before him, so I know!

To be fair, I told him not to do it

How do people even think about this

Agreed, big foot guy

Just smashing and taking feet pics

On bluesky we all fam. On insta there are many “others” (straight people)

Hop on big guy

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Good morning little phone people! I accidentally kinda started a cut so I guess here we go

I lost 2lbs while on vacation and I’m trying to convince myself that’s not a bad thing

You’re wearing color?? I’m going to go blind with how bright it is

Thank you for using them for good

I am not saying I support the concept of the US being a “liberator” but I do think Europe would benefit from our influence — specifically surrounding the concept of centralized AC

Rise and shine

Love the flair

Wish my peaks were that big

Cumming to a continent near you

It will get stronger when I get back 💪🏼

Checking in from Switzerland

Had a great time workout out with the boys today!

I have your address I’m coming to fight you

Alright guys you can stop stressing I am now fully packed with time to spare

I fear I am Type B’ing too close to the sun as I leave for an 11 day international trip in 2.5 hours and I haven’t started packing yet

I have not seen my chin in 13 years I am not sure I’m ready for that

It is! Great way to track your workouts and share with others. I think you can save up to 5 routines for free.

Smash

Good night Merl 🧙‍♂️

You having to ask makes it seem like you don’t think you’re worth being obsessed with

I want you to enjoy your pork!