lucy

holy shit the parody keir starmer account...actually parodied keir starmer

listen love shack is a great song and all but it's no rock lobster

if you see this, QTP with a game gif you can immediatley hear! #gamesky #promosky #gaming

Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?” Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.” Snowy is very excited about the drink he has found.

hahahaha we are so cooked

*works in

seriously i get so wound up

a few weeks back, i thought i’d try hinge for a bit, delete it and never talk about it again. one thing i didn’t expect was matching with someone who worked at the same building as me LOL

had a bit of a long day at work, waiting for the train home but some idiot decided to stand next to me and blast his tiktoks or whatever. I DON’T WANT TO HEAR YOUR FUCKING TIKTOKS, NO ONE DOES

friends: you’ve got to play balatro

me: ahhhh but i won’t be good at it

also me:

“gross” said tap

in this balatro house, we stan hanging chad

FUCKING FINALLY

i know i sound like a boomer but what ever happened to using your brain?

Hi this is my very spontaneous voice impression of Xemnas from Kingdom Hearts doing the Jet2Holidays advert meme

(This is genuinely my voice just going really deep; no filters or effects)

Literally **nobody** asked for this sort of thing but you're welcome anyway

#KingdomHearts #Xemnas

y'know after all this online safety act shite lately, i wouldn't be surprised if labour find a way to ban video games

if i had a time machine, i'd go back to the simpsons writing room and ask them not to write this episode. god 00s simpsons was rough

“you only need a few thousand chips to win”

me: i can do that eezeh

the UK's internet restrictions are big dumb dumb

ozzy osbourne dies
everyone: "enjoy hell (complimentary)"
hulk hogan dies
everyone: "enjoy hell (derogatory)"

and this is how i found out hulk hogan has died

thought i spent a couple of hours playing balatro but it turns out, i’ve sunk 10 hours into the game. yup you were right, that game is addictive

me: oh i’m just listening to bbno$ for the laugh

*spotify wrapped comes out*

fuck

FLAVOR FLAV • @flavorflav.bsky.social • 2d I saw Flavor Flav in the mirror Bluesky • @bsky.app • 3d what's the most random interaction you've ever had with a celebrity? 431 1 2.1K 18.1K •• • Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social • 1d Aw now that's cheating 1 1 FLAVOR FLAV @flavorflav.bsky.social Follow This is BlueSky,,, not a Coldplay concert July 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM

😭😭😭

honestly not right now, the funk soul brother

holmes and watson. what a waste of ralph fiennes

I know it sounds boomerish, but I'm terrified of AI. People getting dumber by becoming overly reliant on it for thinking and expression, the weird AI psychosis. I can already feel the negative impact of addictive short-form content on me. I've never used Chat-GPT etc and hopefully never will.

a man wearing a hat and tie is holding a briefcase with the letter s on the front ALT: a man wearing a hat and tie is holding a briefcase with the letter s on the front

🎬- superman (1978)
dir: richard donner

holy shit lmao