The Goofball

16 year old me: So it's a message board... with videos... wireless... with a touch screen????

46 year old me: Yeah but it sucks

My phone: Welcome back to Throwing Soap In The Alley this is day 264 of theowing soap in my alley today we have bath soap

It's an FAA NOTAM, you can look it up yourself: notams.aim.faa.gov/notamSearch/... - Enter "KICZ" in the Location search box, no quotes, scroll to the bottom of the list. Currently the second-to-last entry NOTAM # A0012/25. Alternatively, you can switch to free-text and search for the NOTAM number.

GPT is probably beloved by the people in your STEM classes who whined to the teacher that they shouldn't be graded on the quality of their writing

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

I love whatever is wrong with them 🙂‍↕️

Artillery Shell Detonated Over Interstate 5 During Marines’ Celebration, California Officials Say

An artillery shell fired during 250th anniversary celebration of the Marine Corps at Camp Pendleton on Saturday detonated prematurely over Interstate 5, damaging a California Highway Patrol vehicle on JD Vance's security detail www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...

rock that can make a mark on the sidewalk

guy who joins bluesky in July 2026: hey everyone, going to be spending more time here ever since the Hell Site required users to manually type the 14 Words every time they post! and i was tired of turning on my camera to do the you know... german hand

I like that one of the main talking points during this Petit broadcast so far has been "we've got a bunch of RICH GUYS doing RICH GUY stuff"

anything can be kicked

Meal Team Six.

i’m developing a theory of log the fuck off before you cook your own brain in despair. here goes. log the fuck off before you cook your own brain in despair

Tuesday.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

new thin car just dropped

White Trash....

Wow we should base our entire economy on this technology

The last 48 hours have shown why people have stopped relying on legacy journalism and have migrated to independent journalists in droves.

The benefit of legacy journalism is supposed to be “editors” and “factchecking” and they can’t even get that right in a rush to blame trans people.

See? Him face.

Photo of a missing slice of cheesecake that looks like a cheesecake hull floating in a deep blue ocean. The "ocean" is actually the blueberry topping on the large cheesecake that we don't see completely.

All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes

last night as i was trying to wind down for bed i had a unified theory of what the fuck just happened, and i wrote it down, and filed it under "well, i can't talk about this on main without sounding insane until and unless the perp gets caught and is provably a groyper"

anyways, great news! (1/X)

you'd think Charlie Kirk was an IDF soldier by how quickly people started jerking him off after he hit the ground

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.

The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

That both of Turning Point USA’s founders are dead from public health crises their organization worked hard to enable is a parable for our time.

Me living by the sword: Swords rule
Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh

GOOD DAY TO B E ONLINE "NUFF SAID" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

WE NEEDED ONE - dashare.zone ADMIN

Instead of 12 foot tall skeletons, Home Depot should sell working guillotines this Halloween. Ha ha ha no reason! ha ha ha. Just... a bunch of guillotines, like in the French revolution where the people took to the streets and beheaded all the assholes. Ha ha. Fun stuff like that.